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BlackStar



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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:16 am    Post subject: Incoming message Reply with quote

It is with great sadness that I inform you all of a loss at GR.

I'm sorry but our pizza buisness went under. We were bought out by Papa John's, turns out they really did have better ingredients AND better pizza.

Nobody bought our stuffed crust pizza after learning it was stuffed with toothpaste. Whenever Lethean was on shift customers were complaining of the gay porn on TV but I had to remind them again and again it was just UFC. We alao lost some of our best employees like Ted Wolf, Malakian, Tigerlilly, Stalfros, GhostTrip and Silent Player. Ok well Stalfros was rude to the customers but I was able to pay him in chicken wings.

RIP GR Pizza.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You fired me. As soon as I was fired, everything started to crumble.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You fired me. As soon as I was fired, everything started to crumble.


that does explain why McDonalds is doing so good...

Losing the business does suck though. I can no longer get free pepperoni.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew nobody was going to want to eat 'hot wangs'. But that stuffed crust pizza always did make me feel minty fresh.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I knew the "if it's not there in 30 seconds it's free" policy was a bad idea.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm fairly certain Silent Player and Ted Wolff were the same person, so that guy was just raking the loonies in, bag-milking the company dry. We surrender! Thank you, America.

I've subtly catered the spelling and tone of this message to fit your new Canadian trappings, Blackstar, in hope you'd post more often. SportsCentre.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the typical managerial fashion, I blame everyone who isn't me.

Though the business plan I was left with didn't help much either.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well you can't say we didn't try. I really thought the herb infused sauce and crust would have been a high point.



My favorite Pizza place is 85 miles away back in my hometown. Sad

Better then when I lived in norcal. Then it was 2,060 miles away. (I never found good pizza in norcal. Celestino's was good but it was overpriced.)
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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(I never found good pizza in norcal. Celestino's was good but it was overpriced.

Did they have a Me N Eds near you there?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like Richmond was the closest. 158miles away


I'll keep that name in mind if I move back to cali after I finish college.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened Blackstar? There was a time when you, Frozen and I spammed the boards together. And now it's gay jokes. Pizza Schmiza is where it's at for amazing pizza. Alligator meat pizza? Delicious!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LinksOcarina wrote:
that does explain why McDonalds is doing so well...

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be honest.... Brett and I snuck in every night when it was closed and ate all the potato wedges. Dan caught us one night but didn't say anything because we played parkour with him in the kitchen. It's why we were in the hospital that week instead of working our shifts.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Also, I was using the delivery van for personal use on the weekends.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 3:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No wonder it always smelt like poop and old people.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Also, I was using the delivery van for personal use on the weekends.

And that, kids, is how your little sister was made.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should have tried my Pizza recipe. Replace the cheese in the stuffed crust with smushed banana for a disgusting treat high in potassium and lower in sodium.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its probably best we shut down before I got us slapped with several sexual harassment lawsuits
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