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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 4:41 pm    Post subject: Best jokes off the top of your head typed in 20 seconds Reply with quote

retard can't get bus ride
his mom is angry
tells him to wait and jump
bus runs over
why?
"he Ws Makin Fun HE'S RETARDED TOO
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How long does it take to tell a joke?

Just about twenty seco
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 11, 2014 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This topic

HAH!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ooof, depressing.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A man walks into a bar and falls over unconscious.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 12:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evolve Media, LLC. *Ba Dum Tss*
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sourdeez wrote:
My favorite networking comic. Shout out to my fellow network engineers and students.

I get it!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Then Wonder Woman said "what the hell was that?"
To which The Invisible Man replies "I don't know but it hurt!"
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, oh! 20 seconds? I didn't know you were having sex

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