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UghRochester
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:22 pm    Post subject: G'dammit Reply with quote

I need a date by Friday. Where is Blackstar when you need him?
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about Frank Underwood?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

V-Day is overrated. Nobody gets the day off work or school, you need to shell out money on things you don't need, and it's during the coldest/depressing/miserableness time of the year in terms of weather.

Cupid is a naked dude who shoots arrows of loves at his victims. If he was a real life person today he would be a frat boy streaker slipping people roofies.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 9:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah I feel like Valentine's Day is being sort of phased out or forgotten or whatever. Maybe it is still a big deal for 12-16-year-olds.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend and I do not participate in buying gifts for valentines day. We would much rather just buy some beer and some food and chill at home.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 10:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


...Is this the part where you all stab me?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 1:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lien wrote:
Wow... I'm the only guy here who got a date this friday?


...Is this the part where you all stab me?


I can confirm Lien is a lying and full of it.


.... actually no I can't.
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MattAY
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, this weekend is V-Day AND my gf's birthday. So I'm taking her to South Wales to go caving! (underground rock climbing basically).

I've got her a £120 set of hair curlers...fucking broads am I right?!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody noticed what I said

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's because you tweeted it to me about 2 weeks ago haha. Plus, the important person to notice is Blackstar!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There must be hundreds of lonely, single, horny girls around V-Day.

Step 1. Dress for success and go get em ugh! Ditch the glasses and wear something professional casual

Step 2 is getting yourself out there. Find a singles mixer. There are a few I hear about in Toronto every V-Day for lonely singles but i've never been that desperate. But there must be something happening where you live.

Step 3 is alcohol. You're gonna wanna find a girl drunk off her ass. But it's gotta be the right kind of drunk, so drunk she'll have a distorted view on reality yet not so drunk that she'll puke all over you. And if it's full of uglies you're gonna wanna get a few shots in you too.

Good luck Howie!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

F*ck that. Left Behind it tomorrow. Also, I was hoping BlackStar would come by and give us his dating machine for laughs. It appears that's not happening. Lock the thread,
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll be your huckleberry.
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