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StudioTan



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:20 pm    Post subject: Daily GRoaner Reply with quote

Mountains are not funny; they are hill areas.
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De-Ting
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 22, 2017 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I took a trip last fall. Now I'm on disability leave.
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De-Ting was executed. He was a townie.
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Never play poker in the jungle. Too many cheetahs.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 5:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I went to a zoo once, it only had one dog - It was a shitzu.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My local butcher has started putting his finest cuts of beef on the top shelf in his shop...

The steaks have never been higher.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I met a girl online. When my friend asked me where she's from I wasn't sure so I said Alaska.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 23, 2017 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://clips.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick/PuzzledCrowKappa
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What is Bigfoot's favorite method of exercise?

Sasquats!
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why didn't the moldy kiwi care for the other fruit?

He felt they weren't cultured enough.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2017 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why didn't the skeleton go to the school prom?

Because he had no body to go with. Sad
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I ordered a book on the internet, 'how to have absolutely nothing to do with your neighbours'.

Unfortunately I was out when it was delivered
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What type of computer does an emo use?

Cutting edge technology.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Have you ever noticed that Ireland is just one sea away from Iceland?




it's an ocean tho.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a fan of puns, I c.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

StudioTan wrote:
Not a fan of puns, I c.



It's geographically incorrect!
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok I'll try again:

Cannabis smoking mathematicians do not celebrate 4/20. Instead, they celebrate 1/5 because they reduce fractions!
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many golfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fore!

What's a golfer's favorite lunch?
A sand wedge.

A golfer walks into a club. He promptly fires his deadbeat caddy.

A golfer asks his friends to come with him on a long drive. How many of them would go?
1 wood.

I'd never be a golfer. I hear they get sliced, shanked, go through rough patches, get stuck in ditches, eventually lose their balls, and several strokes later, they all end up in the hole.
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Golfing puns? GO ON THEN!

A guy was playing a round of golf with his girlfriend.
He went one down on her.
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Why did the golfer eat a bagel for breakfast?
Because there's a hole in one.
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