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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:37 am    Post subject: 12 reasons to marry Latina chicks Reply with quote

1. They have good tacos
2. Did you get that first one?
3. If not, it was about vagina
4. Oh shit I screwed this up I'm supposed to be talking about Latina women
5. Well, I guess I'll just say "what's up" instead.
6. I tried to stay away, I really did.
7. But I guess I missed you all too much
8. Did Chris Crime ever invent that lazer robot vending machine action figure?
9. Or am I just really high?
10. I think I am high because I want some tacos
11. The food, not the pussy you perv, whatever made you think of that?
12. And finally, they got booty!



Remember motivational posters? Yeah, those were the days.

So whether you're looking to marry or you've got cash for a hooker, Latina's are always a good time!

This thread paid for by the anti-asian assembly of Latina chicks who say oh-no-u-did-ent juss check out that skinny chinese bish wen u got a nice fully curved mama rite here!
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't care for Latina females, because they made look gorgeous, but sound real b*tchy. I go for the light-skin (half-half? Don't know what they're called) females.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Latina women have spicy vaginas and it hurts my mouth to kick them.

Oh hai Black Star. How is fatherhood?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I don't care for Latina females, because they made look gorgeous, but sound real b*tchy. I go for the light-skin (half-half? Don't know what they're called) females.



Mulatto I believe.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I first moved to California I was crazy about the new flavor. Then I found all the Asians there.

Now I am living in St Louis having a taste of one of the local girls here.

Taste the rainbow Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mulatto is they way my children.

Also, latin girls be cray - but can cook as well as black women MMMMMmmm MMMMMM bitch!


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'Sup buddy.

SALMA HAYEK!

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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girls be cray ]


Fixed that for you.

I have never dated a Latina girl but in terms of looks Indian is pretty close and yes they are indeed very sexy. But there isn't one race that is crazier than the other. Alll women can be crazy because once a month they get a visitor who prevents us from getting laid and makes everything we do wrong.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sourdeez wrote:

Now I am living in St Louis


Stay safe my friend.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you good sir. We are bunkered down in preparation for the announcement tonight.



I am about to spend my first thanksgiving at my black girlfriends family. I am super excited to try her mommas cooking.



I had wonderful opportunity to be in Canada one year during their thanksgiving, it is near my birthday, and they are some of the friendliest most welcoming people I have ever met. The food was good and I got to wrap my head around buying milk in plastic bags.



Back to the topic. Can we at least stop and talk about this one?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thank you good sir. We are bunkered down in preparation for the announcement tonight.



I am about to spend my first thanksgiving at my black girlfriends house. I am super excited to try her mommas cooking.

Be weary of the itis
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Thank you good sir. We are bunkered down in preparation for the announcement tonight.

I am about to spend my first thanksgiving at my black girlfriends family. I am super excited to try her mommas cooking.


In St.Louis, so close to the indictment announcement?



Man... That should be some interesting table talk on Turkey Day.. Try as you might, I doubt you'll be able to keep the conversation solely skewed towards sports and gaming. I'm very interested to hear - what your Thanksgiving feast is like. How many people are they expecting? 10? 15? 15+?
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't know man I am going into this stoned blind. My girlfriend says there wont be many but I don't know if that means the same for the both of us.

Ferguson announcement is in the next couple hours.



I can tell you my twin sister has fucking ruined thanksgiving at my place so it is not a option. She is a hypochondriac and has convinced herself she has a gluten sensitivity. Not celiacs disease which is a gluten intolerance. A fucking sensitivity. And my favorite thanksgiving food is stuffing. Stuffing has loads of gluten. My sisters made a soggy gluten free version that was unfit for the dogs.

My girlfriend says her momma makes amazing stuffing. I think I found my new family. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I got to wrap my head around buying milk in plastic bags.


It is so normal here that I forget how odd it must seem. Like driving on the wrong side of the road in the UK.

Stuffing is my favorite as well. If you find youself in Canada again during the holidays Deeez make sure to find a swiss chalet and order the festive special.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My girlfriend says her momma makes amazing stuffing. I think I found my new family. Laughing


I dont NOT agree - never having met or tasted hers. That was a very subtle - only eat my mother's stuffing... from your gf.

There is Black people stuffing, then there are other people's stuffing. Black women take their culinary prowess to a completely unnecessarily competitive level. And this gets more intense the older they get. It isn't odd to have multiple dishes of the same thing at black get togethers. Kind of a "fuck you bitch" among family where they bring Candied Yams or Stuffing to a party knowing FULL WELL that aunt Agnes is also bringing stuffing - just to stick it to them and have that gratifying look on their faces at the end of the night when momma's stuffing is all gone and aunt agnes' is only 1/3 eaten. Sometimes, you'll know Aunt Agnes' is WAY better - but you feel obligated to make a dent in your mom's or gf's dish just so it looks good on the display.

Super passive aggressive, but to your benefit. If you feel pressure to eat anything AT ALL, it probably is because you're being pressured. Follow your gf's lead and you should be in the clear.

Also, you will be required to take at least 2 plates home, and a slice of cake/pie. This is non-negotioable, so don't try to argue. Just make room in your fridge now.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why is there a D in fridge but not in refrigerator?????????


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Why is there a D in fridge but not in refrigerator?????????




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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2014 7:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No indictment.
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Sourdeez wrote:
No indictment.


Have fun this Thursday!
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And every Thursday!
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