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ActRaiser - SNES
God got game. |
01/17/06 |
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Aladdin - SNES
When you wish upon GR... |
01/09/06 |
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Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle - Genesis
Lightweights in da house. |
02/16/06 |
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Altered Beast - Genesis
From large man to furry fetishist in one magic pill. |
01/09/06 |
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Battletoads - NES
What a hoppy ending! |
02/02/06 |
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Beyond Oasis - Genesis
The desert, genius. |
01/17/06 |
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Breath of Fire - SNES
Have a mint. |
03/07/06 |
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Breath of Fire 2 - SNES
Yoga... Game! |
05/24/06 |
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Bubble Bobble - NES
E-X-T-E-N-D your appetite. |
01/30/06 |
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Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse - Genesis
What we won't stomach for gameplay. |
01/09/06 |
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Castlevania - NES
Fangs for the memories... |
02/02/06 |
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Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest - NES
Rib bone's connected to the... |
01/30/06 |
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Castlevania Bloodlines: John Morris - Genesis
Will the real Sir Belmont please stand up. |
02/21/06 |
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Castlevania: Dracula X - SNES
Tenth time's the charm. |
01/09/06 |
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Chrono Trigger Endings - SNES
McFly's Biff. |
05/25/06 |
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Contra - NES
Fire Shot for the loss. |
01/30/06 |
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Contra 3: The Alien Wars - SNES
Spread Shot for the win! |
01/09/06 |
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DecapAttack - Genesis
Chuck D. Head. Wow. |
01/20/06 |
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Donkey Kong Country - SNES
Monkey banana raffle. |
01/12/06 |
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Double Dragon - NES
Marian slept through the whole thing. |
02/01/06 |
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E.V.O: Search for Eden - SNES
Darwin's Ockham's Razor. |
02/15/06 |
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Earthworm Jim - SNES / Genesis
Take the bait! |
01/12/06 |
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Earthworm Jim 2 - SNES / Genesis
Enter: The Cow. |
02/23/06 |
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Ecco The Dolphin - Genesis
If they had opposable thumbs, we'd be in the drink. |
01/09/06 |
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ESWAT Cyber Police: City Under Siege - Genesis
RoboCop, ShmoboCop. |
01/09/06 |
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F-Zero - SNES
Falcon Punch! |
01/13/06 |
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Final Fantasy 7 - PS1
Eat your heart out Captain Planet. |
06/19/06 |
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Flashback: The Quest for Identity - SNES / Genesis
It never left our system. Deep. |
01/17/06 |
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Gaiares - Genesis
Badnasty how did we love thee. |
02/15/06 |
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Gain Ground - Genesis
Lose time. |
04/27/06 |
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Ghouls N' Ghosts - Genesis
How Peter Venkman would've thrown down without Egon. |
01/09/06 |
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God Hand Ending
Beatdowns beyond the Milky Way. |
03/19/08 |
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Golden Axe - Genesis
Home of the death scream from 16-bit hell. |
01/09/06 |
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Golden Axe 2 - Genesis
Fantasy Metal comes to the livingroom. |
02/16/06 |
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Golden Axe 3 - Genesis
Axe Battler's golden years. |
04/27/06 |
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Gunstar Heroes - Genesis
You're a shooting star. That's what you are. |
02/03/06 |
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Illusion of Gaia - SNES
Free love! |
04/04/06 |
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Joe and Mac: Caveman Ninja - SNES
You will never defeat my T-Rex style. |
02/08/06 |
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Karnov - NES
A winner is you. |
02/01/06 |
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Kid Chameleon - Genesis
This thing had an end?! |
01/09/06 |
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Kid Icarus - NES
Everytime you gank, an imp gets his wings. |
02/21/06 |
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Life Force - NES
Options are not an option. |
04/10/06 |
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Little Nemo The Dream Master - NES
Not exactly the stuff my dreams are made of. |
02/08/06 |
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Maximum Carnage - SNES / Genesis
Minimum cuddles. |
04/27/06 |
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MDK - PC
WTH? |
06/21/06 |
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Mega Man - NES
There can be only one. |
02/22/06 |
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Mega Man 2 - NES
Flash, or I'll fill you full of bubbles. |
01/27/06 |
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Mega Man 3 - NES
Rush attack. |
02/23/06 |
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Mega Man 4 - NES
How much cash can Dr. Wily have? |
03/07/06 |
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Mega Man 5 - NES
Sequel Man's weapon is a dragon punch. |
04/04/06 |
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Mega Man 6 - NES
You got: Serial Killer. |
04/10/06 |
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Michael Jackson's Moonwalker - Genesis
Dangerously Bad that Man in the Mirror. |
01/20/06 |
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Mike Tyson's Punch Out - NES
A don king macho mac with hippo soda in a glass. |
02/22/06 |
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Ninja Gaiden - NES
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks his closet for Ryu. |
01/27/06 |
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Ninja Gaiden 2: The Dark Sword of Chaos - NES
This roundhouse kick orders you back to the light. |
02/23/06 |
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Ninja Gaiden 3: The Ancient Ship of Doom - NES
It was a yacht... until Ryu got on board. |
04/04/06 |
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Phantasy Star 2 - Genesis
The reason why the flying spaghetti monster invented walkthroughs. |
01/09/06 |
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Phantasy Star 4 - Genesis
What? No Nei?! |
01/09/06 |
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River City Ransom - NES
Come to The Homeboy's turf. Leave like Scott Baio. |
02/22/06 |
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Rygar - NES
Yo! Nice Yo-yo, yo! |
01/31/06 |
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Secret of Mana - SNES
May cause annoying hand flourishes with use. |
01/18/06 |
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Shadowrun - SNES
You can run, but you can't hack. |
01/31/06 |
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Bad Ending - Genesis
No emeralds. No peace. |
01/09/06 |
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Good Ending - Genesis
Blast Processing. Yeah. Right. Sure. |
01/09/06 |
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 - Genesis
At the height of the sonic boom. |
01/20/06 |
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Space Harrier 2 - Genesis
Get Ready! |
01/09/06 |
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Star Control 2: The Ur-Quan Masters - PC
For a good time, call 1-900-PKUNKRA. |
02/15/06 |
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Starfox - SNES
Featuring polygons! Sort of. |
01/09/06 |
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Streets of Rage 2 - Genesis
Alleys of Emo. |
02/02/06 |
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Strider - Genesis
Nothing screams "Manly" like lilac. |
01/09/06 |
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Super Castlevania 4 - SNES
Minimal castle. Lots of vania. |
01/09/06 |
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Super Mario Bros. - NES
The end of the beginning. |
02/21/06 |
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Super Mario Bros. 2 - NES
Does Mario dream of pixel sheep? |
01/27/06 |
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Super Mario Bros. 3 - NES
I see your Tanooki is as big as mine. |
02/01/06 |
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Super Mario Kart - SNES
I brake for goombas. |
01/12/06 |
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars - SNES
Ungodly Koopa of the Pit + 2. |
01/23/06 |
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Super Mario World - SNES
Someone set us up the Bob-omb. |
03/09/06 |
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Super Metroid - SNES
Warning: Fanboys Ahead. |
01/18/06 |
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Super Punch Out!! - SNES
The last boss should have been Little Mac. |
01/09/06 |
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Super Star Wars - SNES
Back when Star Wars was good. |
01/13/06 |
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Super Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back - SNES
Tell me they got Binks. |
02/03/06 |
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Super Valis 4 - SNES
Miniskirts make for excellent armor. |
01/31/06 |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - NES
Eat pizza and stay ripped. Oh the lies. |
04/10/06 |
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The Adventures of Batman and Robin - SNES / Genesis
Holy old school, Batman! |
03/07/06 |
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The Legend of Zelda - NES
Sorry, but our princess is in another quest. |
02/08/06 |
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The Legend of Zelda: 2nd Quest - NES
Maybe Zelda should start thinking about martial arts. |
02/21/06 |
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The Legend of Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link - NES
Stop hitting yourself! |
03/09/06 |
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past - SNES
So Ganon was in a bear suit. |
01/09/06 |
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The Revenge of Shinobi - Bad Ending - Genesis
A Kung-Fu man bleeds on the inside. |
01/09/06 |
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The Revenge of Shinobi - Good Ending - Genesis
Ninjas need neither reward nor praise. Just fools to cut. |
01/09/06 |
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Thunder Force 3 - Genesis
You gonna eat lightnin', and you gonna crap thunda! |
03/09/06 |
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TMNT 4: Turtles in Time - SNES
Walk slowly and carry a big kick. |
01/18/06 |
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Toe Jam & Earl - Genesis
Hipsters . . . in . . . space! |
01/09/06 |
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Wizards & Warriors - NES
Throw a Valkyrie and an Elf in there and we got a deal. |
06/16/06 |
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Zero Wing - Genesis
All your base are belong to us. |
01/23/06 |
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