A Reckless Disregard for Gravity

Achievements

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I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale Awarded for completing your 128th jump.