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Apple Introduces iPhone 4S with GLaDOSiri

Posted on Friday, October 7 @ 08:44:24 Eastern by Anthony Severino

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Also, GLaDOS may try to kill you.

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Guernica
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 9:11 am
If this actually existed I might actually want an iphone!

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 9:14 am
This is creepy stuff. I cannot buy an Iphone from now on.

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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:04 am
I lol'd hard at the fat jokes.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:10 am
THERE ARE NO FAT JOKES! There are only jokes about weight.

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:49 am
Tinymhg's so fat he doesn't use internet, he's already world wide.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 1:27 pm
Weight a minute what do you mean by that?

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 11:28 am
I actually want this. It'd be miles better than the normal Siri service.

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TurinAlexander
Joined: Sep 2006

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
I'm with Daniel on this one. Maybe someone with more programming skill than I have will make it for Android, and make a fortune. If any of you actually do this, you owe me 10% royalties for the idea.

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UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 6:05 pm
Did you know humans frown on weight variances?
If you want to upset a human, just say that their weight variance is above or below the norm.

On a serious note, I think natural speech recognition will be a big change in computers and consumer electronics in the next decade... but I doubt this is the time it will really work, it will take a few more tried. Remember how good "Project Natal" seemed to do it in the demos? I guess it didn't work well enough in real life to turn it loose on the public.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 3:15 pm
How does a blind person use a touch screen phone? Does the dog help? Because he cant, they dont see all the colors on the spectrum! You anger me by your very existence sightless, rotund, female.

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