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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Haikustravaganza
Posted on Friday, April 30 @ 16:38:53 Eastern by Blake_Morse
Since the implementation of Haiku Fridays we've given away some pretty cool prizes. But even I have to admit that this original piece of Aqua Tenn Hunger Force art by Radical Axis' own Todd Redner is by far the most awesomely epic. Not only is it a fantastic way to celebrate the 100th episode of everyone's favorite show about talking food products, it also makes a great segue into our video interview with the Radical Axis gang and Aqua Teen co-creator, Matt Maiellaro.
So how do you win this one of a kind masterpiece that's sure to only appreciate in value over the years? Simply leave the best haiku you've ever written in your entire life in the comments section and pray to god that you are far more clever than everyone else on the site. Then go and watch the 100th episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Sunday night (seriously, do it. We will know if you haven't. We've got spooky powers) and then wait patiently until next Friday for me to announce the winner. In the meantime, enjoy the interview!
Last weeks winner is Peanutkiller. PM me with your mailing info and prepare to catch athlete's foot from Duke's thongs.
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Seventeen syllables are
One line, on the Moon
Okay, He's a wad of meat
He is the meat man
His flavor cannot be beat
Beef jerky and fries
Foes to the very end
Beware the shaving
Seventeen syllables are
One line, on the Moon
The corn has not changed at all,
Mwu ha ha ha ha!
For my sad very blank wall
will brighten my day
Combo Meal that I find un-
No! Appetizing!
If you do not watch your health,
At least watch these guys!
Years Ago. 3 PM. Four
Teen Ninety Two. What?
He has a groovy background.
"The Duke of New York!"
see Aqua Teen Hunger Force
but I hate the games
Sunsets! Oceans! Passionate!
Spread your yellow wings.
'Rainbows come from happy thoughts'
Thusly, it is true.
Don't smoke; it will drag you down.
So again, don't smoke.
You are reading this poem
In Master Shake's voice.
beware the mushroom people
the swan flies away
Watch your back crime! When I get
pissed you get the mist!
I don't need no instructions
to know how to rock
bask in an above-ground pool.
Technically, that's soup.
I mean, c'mon, frickin' Carl.
That's old school BS.
I wished for help from Santa.
He just cursed at me
This is realy sl33pthyme
Oh, a cheater too
I die. A revelation!
Master Shake is God.
deep within your body
smoke while doing so
But in time... just some more trash
on the N J T.
Flames painted on the poolside
Still water runs deep
To defeat the Quad Laser,
Jumping is useless.
Flip-flops, Trans-Am, sweatpants rock
Bald and lovely Carl
do that which angers the lo--
PUT THAT THING AWAY!