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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Haikustravaganza
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Posted on Friday, April 30 @ 16:38:53 Eastern by Blake_Morse
Since the implementation of Haiku Fridays we've given away some pretty cool prizes. But even I have to admit that this original piece of Aqua Tenn Hunger Force art by Radical Axis' own Todd Redner is by far the most awesomely epic. Not only is it a fantastic way to celebrate the 100th episode of everyone's favorite show about talking food products, it also makes a great segue into our video interview with the Radical Axis gang and Aqua Teen co-creator, Matt Maiellaro.
So how do you win this one of a kind masterpiece that's sure to only appreciate in value over the years? Simply leave the best haiku you've ever written in your entire life in the comments section and pray to god that you are far more clever than everyone else on the site. Then go and watch the 100th episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on Sunday night (seriously, do it. We will know if you haven't. We've got spooky powers) and then wait patiently until next Friday for me to announce the winner. In the meantime, enjoy the interview!
Last weeks winner is Peanutkiller. PM me with your mailing info and prepare to catch athlete's foot from Duke's thongs.
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Bandilazino
Joined: Dec 18, 2009
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 6:06 pm |
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Oh you poor earthlings
Seventeen syllables are
One line, on the Moon |
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ein311
Joined: Aug 14, 2006
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 6:48 pm |
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Meatwad is the man
Okay, He's a wad of meat
He is the meat man |
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ein311
Joined: Aug 14, 2006
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 6:49 pm |
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Shake is amazing
His flavor cannot be beat
Beef jerky and fries |
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warmaster670
Joined: Jun 15, 2007
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 7:23 pm |
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Carl and Master Shake
Foes to the very end
Beware the shaving |
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Bandilazino
Joined: Dec 18, 2009
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 7:52 pm |
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Oh you poor earthlings
Seventeen syllables are
One line, on the Moon |
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Bandilazino
Joined: Dec 18, 2009
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 7:52 pm |
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| wtf double post -.- |
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RoadieTrash
Joined: Jul 31, 2006
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 8:55 pm |
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Gentlemen, behold!
The corn has not changed at all,
Mwu ha ha ha ha! |
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sl33pythyme
Joined: Apr 18, 2009
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 9:44 pm |
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A good pice of art
For my sad very blank wall
will brighten my day |
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Yokiro
Joined: Aug 28, 2006
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:02 pm |
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That is just one more
Combo Meal that I find un-
No! Appetizing! |
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Yokiro
Joined: Aug 28, 2006
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| Posted: Apr 30th, 2010 at 11:05 pm |
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Meat, shake, and some fries.
If you do not watch your health,
At least watch these guys! |
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Yoshi
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 3:12 am |
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Egypt. Millions of
Years Ago. 3 PM. Four
Teen Ninety Two. What? |
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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 5, 2006
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 3:28 am |
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Boxy Brown kicks ass!
He has a groovy background.
"The Duke of New York!" |
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cyberjim2000
Joined: Feb 28, 2010
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 8:15 am |
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I got cable to
see Aqua Teen Hunger Force
but I hate the games |
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-FCM-
Joined: Dec 21, 2001
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 2:02 pm |
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Shake stands at the edge.
Sunsets! Oceans! Passionate!
Spread your yellow wings. |
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marrow
Joined: Oct 17, 2007
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 2:08 pm |
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The Sage Meatwad spoke:
'Rainbows come from happy thoughts'
Thusly, it is true. |
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Trishie
Joined: May 1, 2010
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 6:39 pm |
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Smoking is AWFUL.
Don't smoke; it will drag you down.
So again, don't smoke. |
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Squiggy
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
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| Posted: May 1st, 2010 at 8:48 pm |
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Oh hey guys, guess what?
You are reading this poem
In Master Shake's voice. |
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hak32001
Joined: May 2, 2010
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| Posted: May 2nd, 2010 at 8:46 am |
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deep in the dark woods
beware the mushroom people
the swan flies away |
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Guernica
Joined: Mar 13, 2009
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| Posted: May 2nd, 2010 at 11:05 am |
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I'm Mr. Mister.
Watch your back crime! When I get
pissed you get the mist! |
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axleblaze
Joined: Dec 12, 2007
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| Posted: May 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 pm |
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Shakespeare said it best:
I don't need no instructions
to know how to rock |
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Sammo
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
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| Posted: May 2nd, 2010 at 8:44 pm |
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Meat and potatoes
bask in an above-ground pool.
Technically, that's soup. |
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Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
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| Posted: May 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 pm |
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What? No pic of Carl?
I mean, c'mon, frickin' Carl.
That's old school BS. |
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Trippysmurf
Joined: May 19, 2008
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| Posted: May 3rd, 2010 at 1:11 pm |
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To win this haiku
I wished for help from Santa.
He just cursed at me |
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kingof52
Joined: May 29, 2009
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| Posted: May 3rd, 2010 at 6:44 pm |
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I am a liar
This is realy sl33pthyme
Oh, a cheater too |
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spencersage
Joined: Aug 10, 2006
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| Posted: May 3rd, 2010 at 11:20 pm |
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My body crushed, now
I die. A revelation!
Master Shake is God. |
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markjames
Joined: May 4, 2010
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| Posted: May 4th, 2010 at 8:01 am |
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sink this rack of discs
deep within your body
smoke while doing so |
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morgansheffield
Joined: May 5, 2010
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| Posted: May 5th, 2010 at 4:50 pm |
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Fly me to The Moon!
But in time... just some more trash
on the N J T. |
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jayblicious
Joined: May 6, 2010
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| Posted: May 6th, 2010 at 2:05 pm |
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Tear ass round the yard
Flames painted on the poolside
Still water runs deep |
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kromatiq
Joined: May 6, 2010
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| Posted: May 6th, 2010 at 11:15 pm |
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The hour is nigh,
To defeat the Quad Laser,
Jumping is useless. |
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Radaxfan
Joined: May 7, 2010
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| Posted: May 7th, 2010 at 8:36 am |
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Super hairy back
Flip-flops, Trans-Am, sweatpants rock
Bald and lovely Carl |
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mantab00b
Joined: May 23, 2010
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| Posted: May 23rd, 2010 at 1:31 am |
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Those with idle hands
do that which angers the lo--
PUT THAT THING AWAY! |
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