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Boyfriend Playing Diablo III? Go Fuck Yourself

Posted on Thursday, May 17 @ 06:38:49 Eastern by


[Update] I foolishly photoshopped the Diablo III logo over this red dong, completely missing the fact that I could spell the word dildo out of Diablo. I have corrected my egregious error and replaced the picture with what you see here. Enjoy (but not too much).

Diablo III is hurting relationships everywhere. While the man (or in some cases, the woman) racks up hour after hour on Blizzard's servers (that is, if they can even log in), their significant other is left feeling...neglected.

French sex toy shop, Absoloo, has the solution: Go fuck yourself.

No, really. If you or your lady friend post a picture holding a copy of Diablo III on their Facebook wall, you're entitled to one free small vibrator.

You bought Diablo III because it's all the buzz right now. But don't be surprised when you start hearing a buzz sound from the other room.


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