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Boyfriend Playing Diablo III? Go Fuck Yourself

Posted on Thursday, May 17 @ 06:38:49 Eastern by Anthony Severino

[Update] I foolishly photoshopped the Diablo III logo over this red dong, completely missing the fact that I could spell the word dildo out of Diablo. I have corrected my egregious error and replaced the picture with what you see here. Enjoy (but not too much).

Diablo III is hurting relationships everywhere. While the man (or in some cases, the woman) racks up hour after hour on Blizzard's servers (that is, if they can even log in), their significant other is left feeling...neglected.

French sex toy shop, Absoloo, has the solution: Go fuck yourself.

No, really. If you or your lady friend post a picture holding a copy of Diablo III on their Facebook wall, you're entitled to one free small vibrator.

You bought Diablo III because it's all the buzz right now. But don't be surprised when you start hearing a buzz sound from the other room.

Related Games: Diablo III

Tags: Diablo III, Blizzard, hot

Comments

UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 6:52 am
I would love to see this happen.
Wife: "Honey come to bed with meeeee"
Husband: "No wife, I'm playing Diablo III"
Wife: "I haven't been intimate with you for a while, please come cuddle with me"
Husband: "No, I'm doing something right now"
Wife: "Please?"
Husband: "No
Wife: "PLEEASSEEE!?!?!"
Husband: "NOOOOO"
Wife: "Fuck you!" *Throws ***** at guys head

And on that day, not a single Fuck was given.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 6:53 am
Dildo was the censored word.

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 7:15 am
That god... i thought you were talking about a chimpanzee couple here

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sandineyes
Joined: May 2008

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 8:13 am
Yeah, this site has pretty weak language filtering, considering it can be fooled by a capital letter. Of course, considering the site writers often use more profane language than commenters, I suppose there is little point in beefing up the filter.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 8:18 am
Yeah, didn't think Dildo would be censored.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
Maybe it thinks Dildo is a proper noun.

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whytenoiz
Joined: Feb 2011

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
I have to disagree....its my girlfriend's seduction that has kept me from logging more than a couple hours since release. :-(

That, and work. :-( x2. Damn middle of the week releases.

Oh, and the obvious server issues. :-( x3.

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Noritama
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 9:18 am
O.o Interesting

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 1:25 pm
Sex your significant other, make sure not to use your mouse hand tho, save that energy, afterwards go play Diablo 3.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Anthony_Severino has a drirty mind.

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DrToasty
Joined: Dec 2005

Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
How come I don't hear of men feeling neglected because of women's interests?
"Man, my wife and I haven't been intimate in awhile because she has recently really gotten into reading biographies."
Never. I know it happens, but we don't hear about it. why?

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tunaphish6
Joined: May 2012

Posted: May 28th, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Yeah, passing an email to the chief editor regarding this.......

If he defends this, I've lost all respect towards the professionalism of this site.

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spartan317
Joined: Dec 2005

Posted: Jun 4th, 2012 at 1:57 pm
LMFAO!!!! Oh god that's rich...

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