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Can't Get Enough Warhammer 40k Haiku Fridays

Posted on Friday, September 16 @ 18:53:54 Eastern by Josh_Laddin
Are you sitting at home, crying your eyes out that you didn't get a free copy of Warhammer 40k: Space Marine last week? No, of course not; you're a manly man who slays orks with a beer in one hand and chainsaw in the other, all in a tattered, bloody shirt that's torn to show off your ripped pecs.

But even the manliest of space marines still like free stuff. And since we still have yet one more copy of Space Marine on our hands, why not take another stab at it? Last week's copy was for PC; this time we're giving away an Xbox 360 copy.


This week's Iron Haiku ingredient: Orcs! I always feel really weird writing "orc" with a "k", but we'll accept either spelling this time since THQ insists on that silly "k" for their game. It doesn't matter what universe they come from: whether it's LOTR, Warhammer, or Warcraft, show your love (or hatred) for our green-skinned friends this week in haiku form!
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  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar
    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    Orks how I love thee
    Let me count the ways that I
    Can cut you open.
    0 1
  • The_Big_Cheese
    The_Big_Cheese
    Joined: May 2007
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 7:28 pm
    Hanging with da Boyz
    We stomping the universe
    No stoppin the WAARGH!
    0 0
  • Pushaman55
    Pushaman55
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 8:00 pm
    Chainsword or Archer,
    I will Smite thee Ork! Become
    A Legend, I WILL.
    0 0
  • Imnickson
    Imnickson
    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 8:40 pm
    Are you an orc or
    are you an Ogre? Matters
    not, you still must die!
    0 0
  • IceBladers
    IceBladers
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
    Hail Gul’dan the czar
    To raise the dead from afar
    To destroy Lothar
    0 0
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    The Elder scrolls Orcs:
    So we killed Gaiden Shinji
    big whoop, wanna fight…

    (I don’t know for sure but I think: Gaiden 2 syllables; Shinji 2 syllables)
    0 0
  • Lien
    Lien
    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 9:57 pm
    Thrall's One mean Mofo
    Garrosh took over his crib
    Allies be hatin'!
    0 0
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    You ask why the "K"?
    Well, it's common knowledge that
    Orcs can't spell their name.
    0 0
  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    I'm sure I won't win...so here goes:

    Orc Orc Orc Orc Orc!
    Orc Orc Orc Orc Orc Orc Orc!
    Orc Orc Orc Orc Orc!
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Shakespeare’s Hamlet said:
    So to Orc or not to Orc…
    that is the question.
    0 0
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome
    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Sep 16th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    Which orcs are the best?
    Undead, magic, or fungus?
    Who cares? KILL OOMANS!
    0 0
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 12:43 am
    Something need doing?
    Work work, okey dokey. Yes?
    Whaaat? Stop poking me!

    On a somewhat related subject, I can do a nearly pitch-perfect impression of the Orc Peons in Warcraft 3.
    0 1
  • CaptainPicard
    CaptainPicard
    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 2:23 am
    One thing about Orcs
    Their women like to get down
    Now my junk is sore
    0 1
  • Stickyellowsock
    Stickyellowsock
    Joined: Oct 2009
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 4:59 am
    I never understood haiku's, which is a shame because the way my mind works I think I'd make some good ones.
    0 1
  • hanz007
    hanz007
    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 5:23 am
    Killing A Fat Orc
    Releases A Noxious Gas
    From The Ass In Nox
    0 0
  • ReinhardtBII
    ReinhardtBII
    Joined: Oct 2007
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 6:44 am
    "Hey gitz!' sez da 'Boss
    "Time to kill dem mehreens. Go'
    And get me Choppa
    0 0
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2
    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    When it comes to orcs
    They live and die by three words
    They are: Horde For Life!
    0 0
  • oneshotstop
    oneshotstop
    Joined: Sep 2008
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 6:57 pm
    Get mah KillCannon
    Killin me lotz o' Umans!
    Inglish Klass lata
    0 0
  • Insomniac_24_7
    Insomniac_24_7
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 17th, 2011 at 11:43 pm
    Orcs, pathetic things.
    I shall smite you with my sword.
    And teabag you too.
    0 2
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee
    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2011 at 7:42 am
    Xbox War-Master
    I Dont Need Six Sided Die
    Just A B X Y
    0 0
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee
    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2011 at 7:43 am
    I'm reading Horus Rising at the moment, good warhammer book!
    0 1
  • salamandrew
    salamandrew
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Sep 18th, 2011 at 11:07 pm
    Orks on the rampage
    bring forth the mighty hammer
    Sigmar shall smote thee!
    0 1
  • salamandrew
    salamandrew
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Sep 19th, 2011 at 2:31 pm
    All happy I got one like
    forgot I did it
    0 0
  • Gnarl
    Gnarl
    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Sep 19th, 2011 at 5:05 am
    YOU hate the dentist?
    Try having seven inch tusks-
    THEN you come crying!
    0 0
  • spanky1113
    spanky1113
    Joined: Mar 2008
    Posted: Sep 19th, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    Say you're at a bar.
    Equip Beer Goggles of Drunk!
    Orc is now hot chick.
    0 0

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