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Conan O'Brien Reviews Halo 4, Kills Himself

Posted on Thursday, February 7 @ 01:00:00 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

Explaining Halo 4 really is that stupidly terrible. Truthfully, explaining any video game makes me feel like that.

"In this game you're an engineer who goes to a spaceship to fix it because it's broken, but then you find all these monsters that are actually linked to a monolith found on planet Earth hundreds of years ago and, oh yeah, your girlfriend is on the ship so you're kind of there looking for her too."

Now imagine you're describing the sequel to someone who's never heard of the series before. What's amazing is that the Halo 4 explanation continues on and on throughout the video above. How many times will this poor employee of Conan's try to explain it to the our gingery late-nite hero?

And I gotta say, Halo 4's Cortana can update my firmware anytime.

Related Games: Halo 4

Tags: Halo, Conan, Just Watch

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Feb 7th, 2013 at 12:03 pm
Not sure where I saw (maybe here?) the clip of Conan in the recording studio doing the voice work. I didn't know they ACTUALLY put it in the game. I thought for a second I was watching a re-run when I saw this episode. Clueless gamer sbit is hilarious. I love Conan.

Thanks for posting this.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Feb 7th, 2013 at 1:36 pm
Thank the member of Team Coco that always sends these over! I watch the show a lot, but I've never seen these reviews on TV. Are they just on the internet?

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Lenin17301
Joined: Jan 2007

Posted: Feb 7th, 2013 at 5:24 pm
I saw the Hitman review on Directv, on a rerun, so at least that one was shown on tv.

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Feb 8th, 2013 at 4:35 am
I saw the clip posted here live the night the episode came out.

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De-Ting
Joined: Nov 2006

Posted: Feb 7th, 2013 at 1:03 pm
I'll never play this game, and now I don't need to anyway, because that was great.

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