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Defiant Haiku Fridays

Posted on Friday, March 18 @ 15:52:25 Eastern by Blake_Morse


I realize it's been a few weeks since you've seen everyone's favorite regular GR feature (It IS your favorite, right?) and I'm afraid it's all my fault. I've been off gallivanting around. Living the fancy lifestyle of a gamer journalist. Actually, I've just been working my rotund derriere off trying to bring you guys awesome interviews from GDC and PAX East 2011. So my apologies for the haiku hiatus.

But now Haiku Fridays are back and they're badder than ever (in the good kind of way). This week I've got five key for the new Halo: Reach Defiant Map Pack that are going to go the five best wordsmiths out there. All you have to do to win is leave a haiku in the comments section below before next Friday and come back next week to see if you've won in the next installment.

This weeks Iron Haiku Ingredient is... Peaches!


And the winner of the Beyond Good and Evil key is De-Ting. I will PM you with your prize good sir.


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Comments
  • zimlack
    zimlack

    Joined: Mar 2011
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 5:28 pm
    Peach can save the day
    Super Mario can't win
    when peaches go Super.
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 6:00 pm
    Peaches are tasty
    That's what ALL the plumbers say
    Yep, Toadstool's a slut.
  • daverabbit
    daverabbit

    Joined: Oct 2008
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 6:18 pm
    Kitty on my foot
    Is this lump out of my head
    Move to the country
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 7:23 pm
    Thanks, man. But which one of mine won? Wang Chung, or auto-tune mash-up? Or both? :P
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 11:26 pm
    Yeah, there were TWO Haiku Fridays for a BG&E code, we need to know the winners of both.
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Mar 18th, 2011 at 11:42 pm
    Blake lazy, clever
    Need haiku ingredient?
    Shuffle the iPod
  • strikefiggt
    strikefiggt

    Joined: Oct 2006
    Posted: Mar 19th, 2011 at 1:59 am
    The appetite I have
    Peaches everywhere
    Give me a nectarine
  • hanz007
    hanz007

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Mar 19th, 2011 at 5:25 am
    To far down on list
    Blake will never read down here
    Everything's peachy
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Mar 19th, 2011 at 8:40 am
    Defiant maps eh?
    I shall give a haiku now.
    Peach of cake ha ha
  • Free-Speech
    Free-Speech

    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Mar 19th, 2011 at 9:37 am
    The fuzz on a peach
    Serves to protect against threats
    But I am immune
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Mar 19th, 2011 at 7:14 pm
    ...When can I expect the code? Are you waiting to give me one for the PS3? :B

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