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Doin' it Wii Style
Posted on Tuesday, August 31 @ 17:22:26 Eastern by Blake_Morse
The future of adult gaming is here.
If you're a male over the age of, well, actually, if you're a male of any age really, you've probably already noticed and made countless hours of jokes about how playing games on the Wii resemble *ahem* "certain actions you would not want your parents barging in while you're doing it. Well, now you can do those with the Wii-mote themselves.
The Mojowijo is a device that turns your Wii controllers into a sex toy to use either by yourself or with friends. I can say without a doubt that this product is not licensed or condoned by Nintendo, but it sure would be cool if it was. Imagine all the doors this would open for gaming... sword fighting in Zelda games would never be the same again. And I'm sure Mario would be "rescuing" the princess several times in one day.
The official schpiel:
"The device is attached to the accessory port on a Nintendo Wii* remote control. The control is then connected to a bluetooth enabled PC running Mojowijo software. Using Mojowijo's patent pending Motion2Vibration technology, the device is able to transform the varying motions of the control into appropriate vibration signals and send them to another selected device - in the same room or over the internet. (Wii gaming console NOT required). Essentially turning your Wii remotes into shared, remote controlled vibrators (aka wii vibrator or wiibrator!)"
Right now you can sign up for the beta program here. I'm sure GR will be getting our review units soon. For now I'm off to find a lady willing to play-test these with me.
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See figure B. Also, buy eight of them.
Fine.