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HomeManifesto Duke Nukem Forever Is Offensive to Women
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Duke Nukem Forever Is Offensive to Women
Posted on Wednesday, June 29 @ 11:00:02 Eastern by Anthony Severino
There are plenty of things in Duke Nukem Forever that women could find offensive. Most of all is how bad the game sucks. Dorkly has some reactions from a number of outraged female gamers.
Yes, this game might have vintage charm but it could have been a lot better. If you're going to have a game feature scantily clad women their thongs shouldn't be OFFSET from their ass crack. That was one of the main selling points of this game and they didn't even get that right. All I saw were 90's graphics, poor story development, and butter face NPC's.
well at least they are claiming a horrible game to be "sexist" i guess...if it was a GOOD game they would just be cryin meaningless crocodile tears over some stupid ****...here it balances itself out. they are complaining about a game that a year, if not a few months from now, barely anybody is going to out of their way to remember. it is an offensive game though...waiting all these years for THAT? geez...
I am ashamed to have bought this game at full price. The only thing keeping the gameplay experience long is the unbelievable death rate multiplied by the loading screen load time. I can forgive graphics and textures, but a sudden drop in frame rate is shameful. I mean a 14 Year old game and they dont have their frame rates in check during the whole game?
Tits are always nice, but with so much internet porn available who cares after a couple of minutes? Not to mention they are only on the girls that you have to inevitably kill...tragic...
There are plenty of women you don't kill in the game. In fact, you spend one mission getting a condom, a vibrator, and popcorn for a stripper. Something tells me your one of those guys that has not played the game, but criticizes based on what other people say/think. Also, a lot of **** happened during the --15-- years of development and keeping in mind that console versions were merely ports of the PC version.
And tits are nice 24/7 even after a couple minutes. especially real ones, kid.
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And for the record, I have much respect for ladies' rights. Twas only a joke.
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Jessica_Vazquez
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Yes, this game might have vintage charm but it could have been a lot better. If you're going to have a game feature scantily clad women their thongs shouldn't be OFFSET from their ass crack. That was one of the main selling points of this game and they didn't even get that right. All I saw were 90's graphics, poor story development, and butter face NPC's.
Barth_Vader
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toolspud
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Stickyellowsock
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Diabolus
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gonzar09
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Tits are always nice, but with so much internet porn available who cares after a couple of minutes? Not to mention they are only on the girls that you have to inevitably kill...tragic...
UghRochester
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En-San-Guine
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And tits are nice 24/7 even after a couple minutes. especially real ones, kid.
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