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Fake Kinect Game 'MotionSwinger' Touts Motion Control Sex

Posted on Tuesday, November 16 @ 09:19:49 Eastern by
Are you sure you really wanted a 'hardcore' Kinect game?



Kinect's launch line-up was filled with casual games that left real gamers wondering where their beloved hardcore games were? A new game, MotionSwinger has answered their call, though it's based on hardcore pron, not hardcore games.

Although an obvious fake, MotionSwinger is a hilarious take on the current motion control craze. The game boasts the following features:

"a huge 3D virtual world with REAL people (Xbox Live Support"

"let Kinect scan in your whole body and see how you and your willie rank in comparison to other motion swinger Users (Internet & Xbox Live required"

"wild animal costumes to make it more exciting"

"new to motion swinger? Our virtual Master of Love (Voice by David Hasselhoff) will introduce you to the motion swinger World!"


Funny stuff. I know nothing gets me going (or Germans for that matter) like the Hoff. So like the game says, it's time to turn on your Xbox, plug in your Kinect and get naked. It's time to move your ass and make some yummy love.



There's more on the "official site"... (NSFW-ish)
Tags:   kinect, Xbox 360


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  • MrrClean
    MrrClean

    Joined: Aug 2010
    Posted: Nov 17th, 2010 at 8:54 am
    Well, while I would totally like to sit and hump the air in front of my tv while using my XBox, I'd rather wait till my flesh-and-blood friend comes over in all her real, curvy goodness and, well... you know. :-D

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