Female Gizmodo Editor Publicly Bashes Magic: The Gathering Champion, Then Gets Bashed By Public
Posted on Tuesday, August 30 @ 12:21:53 Eastern by Nicholas Tan
This is how Gizmodo editor Alyssa Bereznak opens her scathing, ridiculous, bitchy rant against her OKCupid date with World Champion Magic: The Gathering Player Jon Finkel.
After receiving lots of dumb, creepy messages on the website, she saw an IM by a guy named Jon who seemed normal: "You should go out with me :)". Jon shows up "dressed in a hedge fund uniform" on their first date, they talk about "normal stuff", and then she finds out that he's the world champion at Magic: The Gathering. She thinks it's a joke, but she doesn't realize she's being Counterspelled.
Soon realizing that he was for real, she goes into a judgmental tizzy on their second date. Yep, a Gizmodo editor going on an anti-geek rant:
Owning bitchiness is not an excuse for being bitchy. Do you know why Jon Finkel didn't say he was the World Champion at Magic: The Gathering in his profile? Because of people like Alyssa Bereznak. Strike one. Even worse, she acknowledges the shallowness of her snap judgments. Strike two. And then she totally learns the wrong lesson. Strike three.
No, Alyssa. Beyond the fact that Googling someone just by their first name is dumb, like hardcore, the point is to learn, let's call it, empathy. Or wisdom. Or maturity. Or not abusing your power as an editor to humiliate someone by name just because you're superficial. Or respecting that people have cards in their hand called secrets that they don't want to reveal until they're ready.
If you have no idea what that last bit means, I suggest mentioning that you wrote this now high-profile article, which has garnered 14 responses on Google News and multiple scumbag images on Reddit, on your OKCupid profile. Just like you're obligated to mention you're divorced or have a kid in your online profile, shouldn't someone also be required to disclose any indisputably famous articles you've written? Okay, maybe I'm an asshole for calling this article "famous". I'll own that.
Instead, just reveal your name on OKCupid, so that people can Google the shit out of you before they date you. Like, hardcore.
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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