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Game Revolution Is Not Your F*** Buddy

Posted on Tuesday, July 23 @ 18:48:17 Eastern by

According to this official entry in amazon.ca and this official entry in Google Books, you and your certain "beneficial" friend can very firmly purchase Find a Fuck Buddy: 100 Facts About "Game Revolution" to Warm Your Bed by the not-so-subtle porn-named author, Max Rimming.

I mean, how can you not? It's NEW, it has HIGH QUALITY CONTENT, and all for a SPECIAL PRICE! It's even in paperback (that ass up).

Unfortunately, no copies are currently available so there's no way to purchase it. Perhaps that's because it's price-less. Chirp!

But since we can't read what those 100 Facts might be for ourselves, why not let you well-endowed (in writing comments, of course) ladies and gentlemen come up with them? Yes, please, let us enter this dark, dank cave of no return and have you tell us facts about Game Revolution that warm your bed. That way, we can compile our own list and send Max Rimming a copy for his Kindle, upon which it will most certainly be warm.

And for the record, we're so large that it's fucking revolutionary.
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