GR Mailbag: A Mailbag Free of English Rule?
Posted on Monday, July 2 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
From: "Dr. Kaiser Khan"
Im a regular reader of game-revolution.com, even base
my game-buying on your reviews.... Just called to say
that a sentence in your "hercules 3d prophet 4500" review
hurt my feelings... "Tribes 2 is a total nightmare. With
all in-game properties set to Â¼ their full capacity, the
4500 had an unsuccessful time trying to convince the
controversial Tribes 2 to show a little leg. Even with
the scaled-down settings, the game was about as visually
revealing as a devout Muslim wife." Im a muslim myself...
|Believe it or Not.|
Subject: Ok Ps2 starts having good games next pigs will fly...
Wow maybe i should wait for the consoles to come out.
Yo its just out of curiousity i am asking this but you
have been working extremely hard
In simple words keep up the good works.
And last question are you guys going to write an article
like the one you did for PS2 where you stayed outside the
store night before the Ps2 and reported on it.Are you going
to do this for the xbox and gamecube?
Yes, it's finally a good
time to be a PS2 geek. Twisted
Metal: Black, NBA
Street and Monkey
Island are just the beginning of good things to come for the controversial
So to all you none believers
out there, expect to see flying swine, cows returning home, fat-ladies
singing, and ice-skating in hell.
out all night in the rain for a console, we really, really
hope it doesn't come to that. We're hoping that Microsoft and Nintendo
are smart enough to
manufacture enough systems.
it becomes necessary, we plan to just send Shawn,
our absentee editor from last year's all night fiasco. The rest of the
editors here would hate to horde such "fun" all for
|GR Serenades A Reader!|
Subject: The Rhapsody RPG review stunk!
I do not think that rhapsody is boring! It is romatic and the BEST RPG
game out there. That grade deserves an A+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have any flames or comments email me again!
We sang a nice response for
you, in honor of your love for this "stellar,"
musical game. But since you couldn't hear us and the entire audio file
is much too large, we decided to just give you the chorus.
From: "???" (****&aol.com)
Subject: let me tell you how cool you people are!
First of all you actually answer all the crap mail. Second,
your wasting you "precious" time. Third, you Nintendo game
freaks are really gay. And don't give me that "then why are
you e-mailing us, and why are you visiting our website" shit.
Well, you are making stupid websites ruining all of you
computer genius by constructing Nintendo game sites, when
you could put you talents into making a "useful" web site.
So could you please answer me that?
A person who has a life.
|Dear man behind the curtain,
don't actually answer all the mail. Just the ones that are easy
to make fun of.
|E.T.A.: Fall 2001!|
hey i really like your web site, i think its great and
its very reliable for new info and i just have a few
questions: 1] Have you heard anything about Aliens:
colonial Marines for the PS2 i just read about it in
my issue of PSM and i am stoked. 2] which was the best
alien movies 1,2,3?. 3] i write reviews for a game site
caled www.gamingwisdom.com and i was wondering do you
guys at GR think i have any talent at this because i
think this would be a great career. and at last 4] what
r some of the snack items in your Game revolution vending
machine of evil? Thnx for the time of reading this and
i hope to hear from you soon,
1) You've picked
a good one. Check Six Games, an amalgamated crew of PC developers known
for their work on Interstate
'76 and Heavy
Gear 2 is working on this very promising title.
Marines is a 1st-person squad-based military action game. Players
will play Lt. Joseph Henry, who is put in command of the most incompetent
platoon of Marines as punishment. When ordered to investigate a toxic
waste dump on planet LV246 (the setting from the second Aliens film),
he discovers the Aliens.
and here for a couple
Keep your browsers
tuned to our Previews
section for more information regarding this amazing looking title.
2) Well, it
sure as hell wasn't the third movie.
3) Work hard.
Writing video game reviews is a terrific career that will keep you surrounded
by loads of beautiful women.
4) Oh, you know,
the usual... Broken-glass-chip-cookies, Crunchy
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