GR Mailbag: Another Year, Another Bag
Posted on Monday, January 6 @ 16:00:00 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
|Naked Bits of Code|
From: "YAR ZAR MYO"
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photo . Please sent me as much as possible. I can't log in to the free downlode
for lara nude code . My broser can't allow me because of the word "nude" . So
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capture of lara nude body . please anser me back . Thanks a lot .
You need more
than a 'little' help, dude.
From: "Butch Hoing"
PS2, Grand Theft Auto 3, umm..The Hooker Cheat...WHO are the hookers? Are they
the girls with the blonde hair...black top...High heels...??? Because I am trying
to do the cheat, but I can't if I don't have a clue of who the hookers are! You
should put who they are in the cheat.
From: Nick the kus
I was wondering if you guys at game-revolution can give me
some advice. I am a die hard gamer with all systems and a heck a lot of games.
It took me a long time to build up my library of games and systems. But recently
my house was broken into and the only thing taken was my games. (not my tv or
my stereo) I dont make much money and now it feels like there is a part of me
missing. How can i still game when I have no games and cant afford to buy any???
p.s. Your reviews are undoubtly the best of any web-site or
It took us a while,
but we tracked down the thieves. Who would be so dastardly as to steal ONLY your
games? Who could stoop to such a geeky low?
This dangerous gang of criminals has gained
much notoriety in the past year thanks to countless virus scares, hundreds of
wedgie threats and at least 4 known break-in attempts at the Mountain Dew factory
in White Springs, Ohio. Consider yourself warned.
Subject: Who will response for
the Simcities game ?
IT IS A (REAL LIFE ) SHOW I was the first one who
promoted virtual enterprise here. They didn't want me have a real life.
bring me their subliminal torture game. Monitor my speech pattern, twist to fight
against me. Annoy me with their midnight anchor calls. Making me live as a paranoia,
of course I have no evidence. They are using "environmental signal" - very skillful
and systematic - to alter my fate. How can I tell I have been chosen as an experiment
to testify the fortune teller ? How can I tell I am being projected ? How can
I tell they are killing me ? How can I tell it is "in and out" or "rapport and
project" or "MKULTRA" ? No. I am already too lucky not to perceive as a God.
really want to know who initiate the "Chaos experiment", what covert business
did IBn, M$, MOTOROLb and ORANGf betting on me ( very important clue ). I really
want to know what would happen without my tape and mail. I NEED YOUR WITNESSES.
Where do you want to go to date me ?
Serial killer manufacturer
Serial Monica manufacturer ?
Why are you related to the fishing game
Can you draw a complete outdated map of all "experiments" ?
we stop replay tragedy for the nobles, Elvis ?
folks, we are just as lost as you are. In fact, we only know one thing for sure:
We don't want to go anyhwere to date you, Cliff.
|Thanks For Your Concern|
Subject: Did the whole staff die?
Did everyone on the GR staff die
or something? I haven't seen any new reviews or anything recently. And why still
no review of Tribes Aerial assault, and why not a Reviewer of Anarchy Online The
notum wars? Well, I hope your all still alive.
Dear Bryden, An Unfortunate
No, no one here
died recently. Wait...yes, yes, someone did die, but we haven't thought
much about it since they always come back as zombies. We just figured that someone
hired another zombie and fired another GR employee. Not really much of a difference
between the two anyway.
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