GR Mailbag: Blacksheep and Exiles Welcome!

From: "Barret" (*******@elender.hu)

Subject: nude patch
Can you tell me, if there is a nude patch for Resident Evil 1&2?
If yes, can you put it on your site?
Thank you.

No, there is not a nude patch for Res. 1 or 2, and yes, we will put it on our site.

Don't you just love us!

-GR

From: Joe (*****@itis.com)
Subject: statement

I was just woundering where the reviewers live? Like, 
do they have an apartment or are they just thrown in a 
four-sided cubical, never to see  the light of day...
Thanks alot,
Joe

What kind of slave driving company do you think we are running here? Our writers have the best possible accommodations.

Four sided cubicals indeed! We do not use cubicals. Our writers love the great outdoors, so we keep them shackled to some of the most beautiful and scenic mountain peaks known to man - Mt. Everest, Mt. Kilimanjaro, K1, Mt. Vesuvius, etc.

Their shackles are made of stainless steel and they get to stay for as long as they like. We airdrop a bag of grain and 1 pack of freeze-dried gopher meat every other month.

We care. We really care.

-GR

P.S. I can't believe you thought we would be so cruel. Where do you think Game Revolution is based...America or something?

From: "Jollyboy" (*****@aol.com)
Subject: hey aout your review of mkgold
hi i am Justin i think your review really sucks. How can u 
say mkgolds graphics are worse than stick fighter???? look 
at sega's old mortal kombat i mean come on those grapics 
really suck. Since then they have gotten better like in mk4 
or trilogy. mk gold's graphics are the best out of any 
fighting game like it.
p.s. Mkgold rules 

You're right, we're wrong. MK Gold rocks. It kicks every game's butt. It is the absolute personification of gaming eloquence. We should burn all our other titles, dance nude around the bonfire and pledge our undying allegiance to Midway.

From this day forth all newborn children should only be named after MK Gold characters. Our US flag should be replaced with a flag displaying the MK logo. All catholic churches should dispense with the bible, and in it's place should be the teachings and laws of the Outworld.

Forget the carpenter who died for your sins. Forget the Torah. Forget the Koran. Forget your golden pikachu. Forget Krishna. Forget 5000 years of Taoist teachings. Forget your magic beans, and even your television.

MK Gold. Believe it.

-GR

P.S. Now that's what ya call sarcasm!

From: Badgerturd (*****@aol.com)
Subject: hmm
after 5 days of coming to your website, i finally 
notice what the hell that this is with the paper. 
ITS A FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!, sweet huh?

I guess the huge pair of chopsticks in the foreground just wasn't enough, eh?

-GR

P.S. Confucious says: "Man who cannot recognize chopstick is a very hungry man."

From: Wak de Rojas (******@aol.com)
Subject: You guys are great

"From Wak"

I've been a long time fan of game-revolution, since 
the day was searchingthe web and stumbled on your web site. 
I have told all my friends about the mighty game-revolution. 
There is not a site in the internet that I agree more with, 
I am serios. You're site is the first when I want to find 
the views of the experts. Those (lude comment) at gamecenter 
don't know what they are talking about and gamespot.com and 
videogames.com is okay, but nothing like you guys. Game 
Revolution shows us the true Art behind gaming and the 
wonders that it holds. 
At least for me,I know that video games "from all generes" 
and from all consoles/computers wouln't be the same 
without you guys. I now appreciate video games more than ever. 

Thank you. 
- Wak de Roja

So do we make this check out to "Wak de Roja," or do you prefer "Duke Ferris?"

-GR

P.S. Loyal fans don't come cheap!