GR Mailbag: Champions Of Depravity!
Posted on Monday, August 14 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
From: Asad Nasir (******@usa.net)
Subject: IRS and the Dough
No Do not be worried, this is not a routine "as I expect
for you guys" IRS investigation in your tax returns and
it certainly isn't and FBI questioning session investigating
some hacking problem(s) or the lack of it.
I was just intrested to know who is the dough earner for GR.
You know with such a splendidly managed site full of resources
and uptodate information "blaa blaa", who is "as mafia guys
would put it" the earner here. Who pays the bills and all?
If it is a top government secret then I would like to become
the selected few to get to know it.
You want to know where the
cash comes from, eh? We must not reveal all, but I can tell you this...
Due to his mutant ability
which allows him to make all his fingers the same length, Brian has
come up with a new and revolutionary invention called the The Fly Swatter
Brian has toured the
nation promoting his new invention, appearing on such thrilling, prime-time
shows as Amazing Discoveries and other infomercials.
In any event, the invention
However, while touring the
Amazing Discoveries studio, Brian slipped on a dead fly, broke the last
digit of his pinkie finger and sued them for millions.
I hope this answers your
P.S. Also, our shares of
Nonoxynol 9 have been doing really well. Keep
it "up," guys.
|Slavery's Bad. So Don't Take Slaves. Mmmmkay?|
From: "ottens of wilts" (*****@inn.nl)
Subject: I have a site
hello Game Rev webmaster,
I've got a dutch, perhaps you could add him to you page? i know he is
not as good as yours.
How many times do I have
to say this? No enslaving the Dutch for your own amusement!
I know they're cute, cuddly
and they make those adorable little wooden shoes, but that's still no
If you just have to
enslave, enslave the Belgians. They make great waffles.
|Speaking More Better.|
From: "Stefan Keck" (*****@gmx.de)
Subject: i've got a page
iÂ´m german and so my english isnÂ´t very well
weÂ´ve got a homepage
Sorry to hear about your
english. Try feeding it some chicken soup. Maybe that will make it feel
|Harder Than You Know.|
From: "Tyler Reesey" (*****@hotmail.com)
Subject: stupid! stupid! stupid! stupid!
ok for starters i must say overall you have a very nice
rating system and i find it to be fairly trustworthy.
but i have one complaint. you are obviously rating the
suck butt games first for dreamcast. disney racing.
crappy you say? oh man i didn't see that one coming.
please review a game that has a chance in hell to make
it with an older crowd. i.e. hidden & dangerous. i played
it for pc and liked it, yet you don't have a review for
the pc version either......strange. all that i am saying
is that i wish you guys wouldn't take the easy way out
and grade bomber games before you review the cool looking
ones. you may have the games passed down to you to review
but i find that fairly dumb.
overall rating for GR: B+
+made some good reviews
+cool grading system
+rant and raves section!
+the all powerful KATARN rated it!!!!
-bad choice of game reviews
-on fortune cookie page advertises saturn...
no saturn on webpage!
You gotta be kidding... easy
way out... Yeah right! You have no idea how hard it is to play a game
that stinks like sh.. err.. limburger
cheese and hold your breath long enough to write about it.
You tell me which
1. Slamming your head against
a brick wall until it cracks and you can now see what you are thinking.
2. Trying to play games like
Creatures 2 or The
Fifth Element for several hours.
From: Sharon (******@hotmail.com)
Nintendo 64 is working on a game called Dolphin....
is that true? When is it due out and
what "grade" is it rated(A thru F).
We were really looking forward
to Nintendo's new Dolphin
until we discovered that it's not tuna friendly. It's true! Nintendo's
Dolphin nets are catching a startling number of the noble tuna fish
While we love the delicious,
juicy taste of Dolphin, we just cannot allow this slaughter of tuna
We give it a "C-".
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