March 2014: Buy, Try, or Die
[Update: Short List Added] A full release list for March, including Titanfall, MGS: Ground Zeroes, BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea Part 2, and inFAMOUS: Second Son.
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Can you believe there are now six generations of Pokémon? Six!! That's a crazy amount of different creatures to collect. But which are the cream of the crop? Don't worry, Magikarp isn't actually one of them.
[Yep, I flipped the image... see what I did there? Ed. Nick]
I was not originally a fan of FFVII ; in fact, I remember looking at the commercials in the '90s and finally purchasing the game only to realize the commercials only showed CGI scenes. I was young and needless to say...
We've had so many emails requesting a new mailbag, we could have made a mailbag out of them. But we didn't.
Instead we decided to shine the spotlight on GR's under-appreciated Codemaster who gets far more mail than any of us. That's because he has to go through all the cheat code submissions from our readers.
This is made more difficult by the fact that while some people are stupid, others are retarded little jerks.
Below is a small sampling of them. We're not responding to them, because frankly, they're not worth responding to. We're just not sure what we could add to the experience. You'll see.
That's so hot.
Platform: Xbox Game Name: NFL Fever 2002 Submitted By: Ricky Adams (*********@hotmail.com)
unlock hot body builders in mini skirts pres l b r b b b and "ricky loves big fat chodes" will apear on screen. then the opponents will be hot body builders in mini skirts. all sexy gay guys email me for hot sweaty nut sniffing sex
Platform: Wii Game Name: Mario Party 8 Submitted By: (*************@aol.com)
mario party 8 has been sent back because of bad language in the game sorry for dissapointment
This cheat may not work.
Platform: PS2 Game Name: call of duty 2 Submitted By: loopy dog (************@hvc.rr.com)
at main menu hold you butt then press your nose and explode this cheat may not work. if not work blow up parents cheat may not work.as a last resort pee out a turd from you mouth.
This cheat might actually work.
Platform: PC Game Name: RuneScape Submitted By: christian ()
go and get hos make them pay you 50 gp a week and say you will take care of them
He's on to something here.
Platform: GBA Game Name: Pokemon Leaf Green Version Submitted By: King (********@myspace.com)
All Pokemon. you have to look around and find them.
Then there's the alternate method.
Platform: GBA Game Name: Pokemon Fire Red Submitted By: ARMANI ( CXRGFEEDV)
TO GET ALL LEGDENDARY POKEMON JUST SUCK PROFESOR OAKS DICK.
We should call and thank him.
Platform: PS3 Game Name: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Submitted By: YO MOMMA (ASSHOLE.COM)
YOU MUST YURN OFF CONSOLE, GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE NEAREST OF YOUR LOCATION, BUY CONDOMS AND GATORADE, GO HOME, TURN ON PS3 CONSOLE, PUT ON THE CONDOM, INSERT PENIS INTO DISC ENTRY AND THERE... YOU NOW HAVE A BITCH NAMED SONY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. (510) 677-***4
His name is Dalan Eastland.
Platform: Xbox360 Game Name: NCAA Football 08 Submitted By: dalan eastland (***********@yahoo.com)
go to danity mode and press y,y,y,y,b.x and suck my dick!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha and by the way i dont got a dick hahaha suck my pussy my name is dalan esatland