GR Mailbag: Cheaters Never Prosper
Posted on Tuesday, December 11 @ 19:00:00 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
|We've had so many emails requesting a new mailbag, we could have made a mailbag out of them. But we didn't.|
Instead we decided to shine the spotlight on GR's under-appreciated Codemaster who gets far more mail than any of us. That's because he has to go through all the cheat code submissions from our readers.
This is made more difficult by the fact that while some people are stupid, others are retarded little jerks.
Below is a small sampling of them. We're not responding to them, because frankly, they're not worth responding to. We're just not sure what we could add to the experience. You'll see.
|That's so hot.|
Game Name: NFL Fever 2002
Submitted By: Ricky Adams (*********@hotmail.com)
unlock hot body builders in mini skirts pres l b r b b b and "ricky loves big fat
chodes" will apear on screen. then the opponents will be hot body builders in mini
skirts. all sexy gay guys email me for hot sweaty nut sniffing sex
Game Name: Mario Party 8
Submitted By: (*************@aol.com)
mario party 8 has been sent back because of bad language in the game sorry
|This cheat may not work.|
Game Name: call of duty 2
Submitted By: loopy dog (************@hvc.rr.com)
at main menu hold you butt then press your nose and explode this cheat may
not work. if not work blow up parents cheat may not work.as a last resort
pee out a turd from you mouth.
|This cheat might actually work.|
Game Name: RuneScape
Submitted By: christian ()
go and get hos make them pay you 50 gp a week and say you will take care of them
|He's on to something here.|
Game Name: Pokemon Leaf Green Version
Submitted By: King (********@myspace.com)
All Pokemon. you have to look around and find them.
|Then there's the alternate method.|
Game Name: Pokemon Fire Red
Submitted By: ARMANI ( CXRGFEEDV)
TO GET ALL LEGDENDARY POKEMON JUST SUCK PROFESOR OAKS DICK.
|We should call and thank him.|
Game Name: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Submitted By: YO MOMMA (ASSHOLE.COM)
YOU MUST YURN OFF CONSOLE, GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE NEAREST OF YOUR LOCATION, BUY CONDOMS AND
GATORADE, GO HOME, TURN ON PS3 CONSOLE, PUT ON THE CONDOM, INSERT PENIS INTO DISC ENTRY AND
THERE... YOU NOW HAVE A BITCH NAMED SONY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. (510) 677-***4
|His name is Dalan Eastland.|
Game Name: NCAA Football 08
Submitted By: dalan eastland (***********@yahoo.com)
go to danity mode and press y,y,y,y,b.x and suck my dick!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha and by the way
i dont got a dick hahaha suck my pussy my name is dalan esatland
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