Update: I was unfortunately not aware of Shamus Young's severe criticism of Fallout 3 available here to link in the original piece and I regret that. It dovetails rather nicely with what I've written and it's much better executed than my piece. I strongly recommend anyone...
Subject: all the game
why you dont make plastation games like sega
sega games is beter
We don't make games here.
We make pie. Would you like a pie? We make better pie than Sega and
Aaahhh help! A girl!
From: "JadeQueenJ" (*****@aol.com)
Subject: What the hell's going on.
Hey, What the Hell's going on? This is your bud Ju
Ju bean. I was thinking, All of these men at your place
of employment. yHERE IS JUST WAY TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE
FLOATING IN THE AIR. yOU ALL NEED SOME ESTROGEN TO MAKE
IT MORE PLESANT SMELLING IN THERE. yOU SEND ME THE GUIDE
LINES AND i WILL SHOW YOU HAW TO WRITE A REVIEW.
lET ME KONW WHAT'S UP
Here are just a few of our
- Hate everything from every
company, unless they pay you off.
- Never use the word "game."
- Always make fun of Pokemon.
- When in doubt, lie.
And what's estrogen? Is that
like nitrogen or something?
From: Grobi (*****@planet-interkom.de)
Subject: Lara Croft T2 - nude - on Macintosh ?
is there a 'Lara Croft - nude - patch'
(Tomb Raider II..) for Macintosh PowerPC... ?
Please ... let me know ...
There is no nude patch for
Lara Croft. However, would you be interested in a Duke Nukem
nude patch? Or better yet, how about a Mario nude patch? Those are some
Subject: SNK V.S. Capcom
What's up with this game that is in tha making,To me this
game makes every game in this world dull*Y'a naw mean.That
sh!t is banging strait up.You katz need to do some type of
preview on this title.I'd enjoy reading a ten page article
on a game I never thought come together in my whole life.
Besides Tekken 4, this is tha next Sh!t that should be
looked into seriously*Especially if it's coming out for
tha dreamcast.I don't like asking dunns for nothing.But
if you can do some research on this title and inform us
on what's happening.Th
at would be tight!
Sincerely grateful for your response,
D.A. (Dark Assas)
What's up Darkassas1,
SNK vs. Capcom sounds ok,
but we're waiting for Mary-Kate and Ashley vs. Soldier of Fortune.
Death to Bob Saget!
Ok ok! No more E3 crap!
From: "Sean" (******@home.com)
Subject: old stuff
I think it is dumb that you guys are still talking about E3. I read
all that stuff for more than two years. When are you going to do
a story on the E4 and stop talking about old crap all the time?
What's up Sean,
You're absolutely correct.
It's just that we have never been to an E1,
2 or 4.
We've only attended number 3.
We thought that no one would notice us posting the same info for 4 years.
As a special gift, we promise
to skip next year's E3 and go
directly to E5. Who loves yah,