After all these years, and growing up with Windows 3.1, I have seen an entire evolution of computers and software. Touch screens and large resolutions were a pipe dream just 15 years ago. Now it's the norm. Going from a Packard Bell (yes, before HP) that couldn't run 3D Ultra Mini...
I'm kinda pissed off, because i just bought a
dreamcouldntaffordaPS2 cast and one of the things that
turned me onto it, was The modem. Now they dont fucking
(excuse me) tell you that sega.net doesnt have any on-line
play in canada. So I cant playany game on-line. Now i
heard that sega is coming out with cable support
(yeah!!!????)for dreamneverbeasgoodasPS2castin november
but what good is that gonna do me if they dont have
godamn internet play??????
Because i already have cable hooked to my computer why
would i wanna surf on dreamcheapskates,liars,
thievescast??????Now i was hoping you(could kill them)
tellme if this cable thing is true and if so will
on-line play for dreamishouldasavedforPS2cast be
available in (surprisingly not so cold)canada??? Now you
think that they might wanna change the box so some
sonofabitch more crazy than me doesnt walk in there
and blow the place to shit(please shawn!!!!!!). Not to
mention I've only found about 12 good titles. Now you
know SATURN DIEDbecause it was boring ( i.e. shity
titles) Now my DREAMNIGHTMARECAST IS GONNA DIE A SLOW
PAINFUL DEATH IF I DONT GET SOME SERVICE (not from you,
you do a good job).So anyway if you could tell me if the
cable thing is true and if on-line play will be available
here in the land of igloos i would appreciete( oh who am
i kidding i cant spell that) it very much
Thanks for letting me yabber
tight ok so um you work for gamerevolution cool someday i will to
Someday you will too, eh?
You know, GR is more like a gang than a company. To be an illustrious
employee, you first must get "jumped in."
Unfamiliar with being jumped?
Let us enlighten you.
First, the editors beat
you over the head with their brilliant wit for a few hours. Note: 'brilliant
wit' can be substituted with 'heavy iron rod' at the editor's whim.
Providing you are still
conscious, you must then endure a little doozy we like to call, "Proper
Ganda," a brainwashing, er, mind warping, uh...er....training
video to help you better understand our message.
Done? Hardly. Next you are
placed in the patented "GR Game Deprivation Chamber," or as
laymen call it, the "bathroom." A few hours in game-deprived
darkness can do funny things to a man. For instance, Duke Ferris was
previously known as, "Margaret."
The final step in becoming
a full-fledged GR employee
is perhaps the most difficult of all. You must get us....
The big war it soon begins
Son the war will start between the consoles who will win I
want to win this is how i see it if you want alot of gams and
good quality and some bad and internet out of the box get a
dreamcast! If you want DvD player get a ps2 with a good number
of sequils with a while to wait for internet and new quality
titles! For a ugly looking consol with great games but only
clasic titles get a gamecube! And for a system with no Knowen
ability just lot's of power and a big price get a X-box!
What do U think???
Hey Unknown Reader,
I think the system you should
really be getting excited about is the Texas Instruments Speak
& Spell. Call it a hunch.
Subject: Respect the Belgiums...good people.
I am from Belgium..why do you hate us so much? What have we done to
you? Besides, if you dare try to take us over, we will unleash our
allies. These guys are tough, cold-blooded, hartless, ruthless killers
who love the taste of game reviews blood. Who are they? Why, Canada of
Belgium and Canada, together?
What are you gonna do, kill us with chocolate mousse?
You don't put codes in people, silly rabbit! Not until they've
been properly prepared, at least.
Put the codes in the oven
for about 10 minutes, at which time they will need to be turned and
covered in the sauce made from pecans, milk, roasted tomatoes, green
onions, and garlic. Bake for another 20 minutes and voila! Unlimited