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GR Mailbag: Healing your pain

Posted on Monday, April 17 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
The Greatest Girl In The World.
From (*******@moment.net)
Subject: now now...not all girls hate video games :oí¯Â¿Â½
i personally love video games, and the thought of some 
guy trying to hide them from me sux, bring them out, 
share in the fun, lets all play, and after i beat you 
then you are more than welcome to hide your playstation, 
and don't mind me in the video store i shall be the first
to pick up a new game and check out the screen shots :o)
Long Live Lady Gamers!!!
redknight
Marry me.

-GR

Sega, you heartbreaker.
From: Joe Guilmette (*******@pacbell.net)
Subject: Sega and PSX2
Hey...I am responding all of these brainless idiots in 
last weeks mailbag making fun of Sega for their Seganet deal. 
First of all, it's a great deal, you get $200 (or a Dreamcast) 
and an ISP (You already have one, and most likely pay more for 
it). I see it as a great opportunity to get a good ISP and some 
cash. And another thing, $164 a year for an ISP is cheaper than
Aol, which is probably what you losers use. It may be a last 
ditch attempt, but i don't care. The Sega Dreamcast is an awesome 
system, and PSX2 isn't even out. If you people cared about playing 
games and not if it's made by Sony, or Sega, or Nintendo, or even 
those hellions over in Microsoft... Anyway, you guys need to start 
using your head, not what Sony or anyone else
says about their own damn system. 
Do you think they'd tell you if it sucked?
Anyway, give Sega a chance...
-Joe
Hi Joe,

We think it's a swell deal, too. But remember that Sega has made some pretty big promises in the past that have fallen through, so it's no surprise that many gamers don't trust 'em.

What promises, you ask? Well, back in the day they promised to have widespread support for the Netlink for the Sega Saturn. This, of course, did not happen. Then they promised to have the Sega network fully functional by January 2000, with several playable games. Yeah, right.

Then they promised to take me out for a nice, romantic dinner. Excuse me, but Taco Bell doesn't cut it. And what about the promises not to stay out past 2 a.m. without calling first? What am I, Sega - chopped liver? You promised to take me to Hawaii, but apparently it just "cost too much." I'm not worth it, is that it?

You never loved me, dammit. You're a liar. A liar! How could you betray our love?! I hate you! I wish I never met you! Get out! OUT! OUT OF THIS HOUSE! BAAASSTTAAARDDD!

-GR

Breakin' the law, breakin' the law.
From: "cathie britton" (********@powersurfr.com)
Subject: illegal ops.
i down loaded the rogue squadron demo and it said it was 
on an illegal ops. if you are illegal i can easly report you 
If we're illegal? Listen kid, GR has broken the law more times than a Columbian drug czar. Just a few of the charges brought against us over the years...

Drinking in public (since when was church a public place?)
Excessive brilliance, wit and humor
Eating brains. Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnns.
Failure to comply with God's will
Breaking the laws of thermodynamics
Theft of Bruce Willis' cat
Unlawful possession of Bruce Willis' cat
Refusal to return the property of Bruce Willis to its rightful owner

and of course

Indecent Patches

-GR

Stay Off The Pipe
From: ********@nethere.net
Subject: RESIDENT EVIL IS A HORRIBLE SERIES!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! How can the public like such a horiibly 
made series.  I push forward and I GO BACKWARD!!!!!!! 
WHO IN THE HECK GOT A STICK SHOVED UP THERE HOLE AND 
THOUGHT OF SUCH A MANUVERING SYSTEM. YOU SHOULD BE ALL 
SHOT. THE GAME IS NOT FUN. THE GAME IS A WASTE OF CAPCOM'S 
MONEY. I HATE YOU ALL. MICROSOFT IS OUR LEADER NOW. 
EXCEPT THAT NO GOOD GAMES ARE GOING TO BE RELEASED ON 
THE X-BOX EVEN THOUGH IT IS A SUPERIOR SYSTEM BECAUSE 
SQUARESOFT IS THE ONLY SOFTWARE DEVELOPER THAT HAVE 
TALENTED ENGINEERS. TOMB RAIDER SUX, METAL GEAR SOLID 
SUX, SYPHONFILTER SUX, IF IT'S NOT SQUARESOFT IT 
AIN'T CHIT. 
Attention kids: Crack is a dangerous and highly addictive substance. We at GR do not condone the use of such a vile drug. Crack = bad. Resident Evil = good.

-GR

Zombie TV!
From: (******@webtv.net)
Subject: Are we able to play zombie games on this site using web TV?
Of course not. Use your brains . . . your juicy, delicious brains!

- Zombie GR

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