GR Mailbag: Healing your pain
Posted on Monday, April 17 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
|The Greatest Girl In The World.|
Subject: now now...not all girls hate video games :oí¯Â¿Â½
i personally love video games, and the thought of some
guy trying to hide them from me sux, bring them out,
share in the fun, lets all play, and after i beat you
then you are more than welcome to hide your playstation,
and don't mind me in the video store i shall be the first
to pick up a new game and check out the screen shots :o)
Long Live Lady Gamers!!!
|Sega, you heartbreaker.|
From: Joe Guilmette (*******@pacbell.net)
Subject: Sega and PSX2
Hey...I am responding all of these brainless idiots in
last weeks mailbag making fun of Sega for their Seganet deal.
First of all, it's a great deal, you get $200 (or a Dreamcast)
and an ISP (You already have one, and most likely pay more for
it). I see it as a great opportunity to get a good ISP and some
cash. And another thing, $164 a year for an ISP is cheaper than
Aol, which is probably what you losers use. It may be a last
ditch attempt, but i don't care. The Sega Dreamcast is an awesome
system, and PSX2 isn't even out. If you people cared about playing
games and not if it's made by Sony, or Sega, or Nintendo, or even
those hellions over in Microsoft... Anyway, you guys need to start
using your head, not what Sony or anyone else
says about their own damn system.
Do you think they'd tell you if it sucked?
Anyway, give Sega a chance...
We think it's a swell deal,
too. But remember that Sega has made some pretty big promises in the
past that have fallen through, so it's no surprise that many gamers
don't trust 'em.
What promises, you ask? Well,
back in the day they promised to have widespread support for the Netlink
for the Sega Saturn. This, of course, did not happen. Then they
promised to have the Sega network fully functional by January 2000,
with several playable games. Yeah, right.
Then they promised to take
me out for a nice, romantic dinner. Excuse me, but Taco Bell doesn't
cut it. And what about the promises not to stay out past 2 a.m. without
calling first? What am I, Sega - chopped liver? You promised to take
me to Hawaii, but apparently it just "cost too much." I'm
not worth it, is that it?
You never loved me, dammit.
You're a liar. A liar! How could you betray our love?! I hate you! I
wish I never met you! Get out! OUT! OUT OF THIS HOUSE! BAAASSTTAAARDDD!
|Breakin' the law, breakin' the law.|
From: "cathie britton" (********@powersurfr.com)
Subject: illegal ops.
i down loaded the rogue squadron demo and it said it was
on an illegal ops. if you are illegal i can easly report you
|If we're illegal?
Listen kid, GR has broken the law more times than a Columbian drug czar.
Just a few of the charges brought against us over the years...|
Drinking in public (since
when was church a public place?)
Excessive brilliance, wit and humor
Eating brains. Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnns.
Failure to comply with God's will
Breaking the laws of thermodynamics
Theft of Bruce Willis' cat
Unlawful possession of Bruce Willis' cat
Refusal to return the property of Bruce Willis to its rightful owner
and of course
|Stay Off The Pipe|
Subject: RESIDENT EVIL IS A HORRIBLE SERIES!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! How can the public like such a horiibly
made series. I push forward and I GO BACKWARD!!!!!!!
WHO IN THE HECK GOT A STICK SHOVED UP THERE HOLE AND
THOUGHT OF SUCH A MANUVERING SYSTEM. YOU SHOULD BE ALL
SHOT. THE GAME IS NOT FUN. THE GAME IS A WASTE OF CAPCOM'S
MONEY. I HATE YOU ALL. MICROSOFT IS OUR LEADER NOW.
EXCEPT THAT NO GOOD GAMES ARE GOING TO BE RELEASED ON
THE X-BOX EVEN THOUGH IT IS A SUPERIOR SYSTEM BECAUSE
SQUARESOFT IS THE ONLY SOFTWARE DEVELOPER THAT HAVE
TALENTED ENGINEERS. TOMB RAIDER SUX, METAL GEAR SOLID
SUX, SYPHONFILTER SUX, IF IT'S NOT SQUARESOFT IT
|Attention kids: Crack
is a dangerous and highly addictive substance. We at GR do not condone
the use of such a vile drug. Crack = bad. Resident Evil = good.
Subject: Are we able to play zombie games on this site using web TV?
|Of course not. Use your brains
. . . your juicy, delicious brains!
- Zombie GR
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