GR Mailbag: Insanity Is Bliss!
Posted on Monday, August 28 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
From: "???" (******@ureach.com)
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Just like you, GR is not safe from the insidious plague
known as spam emails. I just couldn't let this one pass our readers by.
Searching for Pictures of Nude Celebrities." Are they serious?
Who spends countless hours looking for nude pictures of celebrities?
Wait, don't anyone answer that.
In all honesty, we do get
tired searching for nude celebrity pictures. But maybe that's because
we're looking for specific, hard-to-find celebrity shots.
GR is looking for nude shots of:
Believe me, the list goes
on and on. It's part of a very complex blackmail plan we've concocted
here at GR. Look out Betty White...we're comin' to getcha.
P.S.Oh yeah, and Jaleel White
(dressed, er, undressed as Erkel from Family Matters, please).
From: "HoCkEyMuNkEE" (*****@aol.com)
GAMECUBE?!?!?!?!?! Jesus Christ, Who are the ad wizards
that came up with this one?!?! The first thing I thought
of when I heard the name was "did they come out with a
new rubix cube, liek instead instead of the box or the
triangle they have a rectangle that can slice and dice
and also make julian fries?" Then I saw the picture and
I was liek it can slice and dice and make julian fries!!!
I mean look at this thing whats up with it? It looks
liek a juicemaker or a microwave but wait theres more
theres a video game system in there?! Anyways i jsut
wanted to completely rag on this new system but I do
have one question what were the designers down at nintendo
smoking when they came up with the design for which i
will now call the.....Nintend-a-Juice.....I know crack
is a widely used substance and many of ur readers seem
to be in plentiful amounts of it but I was just
wondering...Thanx GR and please try to write me back.
We have been receiving many
emails reporting how dipleased gamers are with the new look and name
for Nintendo's GameCube. While we will remain neutral on the subject
until we know more about the games for the system, we have to agree
that the name sucks.
But you gotta admit, Nintendo
is looking out for your best interests. After all, the lack of DVD capability
means less weight - and we all know how heavy these systems can get!
Plus, it's taking its internet connectivity nice and slow with the familiar
56K modem. Thank heavens! Who wants to speed through the Internet? You
might miss all kinds of cool stuff! Thanks again, Mario!
And all this in a stylish
fruit flavored package designed to look like the newest thing from Norelco!
I wouldn't be so quick
to pass judgement if I were you.
From: "Joí£o" (*****@gmx.de)
Olí¡ I call Joí£o and have 17 years, I wanted to know as he is
that lara sets croft naked in the game Tomb Raider 2 for
computer, he is that I am fanatic for LARA CROFT and liked
seeing naked make me this favor. They answer me please.
Lara has touched the loins
of young men all over the world. Amazing!
In answer to your question:
No, I will not give you the patch to see Lara nude, you sick little
It is immoral. It is indecent.
It is disrespectful. It's...it's right here!
P.S. I wonder why no one
wants our nude patch for Who Wants To Be A Millionare?
|Homie & Barbie!|
From: "???" (*****@hotmail.com)
I'm a homie G in a homie F world.
I came, I saw, I laughed in your face.
Ice Man will enter your mind, and freeze your brains.
|Hey Homie G,
Right on, my brutha. I'm
a Q-Bert in a Pikachu world.
Now please unfreeze my brain.
From: "Barry Davis" (******@bellsouth.net)
your site has good down loads but other then that it sucks mom dick.
If I'm not mistaken, no mother
has a penis - thus making the whole 'mothering' thing possible.
Maybe it's time for you and your mom to have the 'big' talk.
is one word.
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