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GR Mailbag: More Sought After Than The Holy Grail

Posted on Monday, June 26 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
Got Smurf?
From: "Smurffeb" (*******@aol.com)


Subject: when sega characters attack!!! if sonic and knuckles got into a fight who do you think would win and i don't mean a boxing match i mean hardcore battle royal like in UFC
Yo Smurf,

Sonic...Knuckles...fighting? Now that's not very smurfy. They just need to smurf down and smurf out. Smurf a bowl of smurf, until they're feeling so smurfy that fighting would just be so unsmurf.

-GR

P.S. In the Bay Area, you can find the best smurf on the corner of 82nd and Smurf.

More Fun, Less Codes.
From: barry (*****@impop.bellatlantic.net)
Subject: statement
i have been a big fan of yours for about two years now 
i have sent you guys more than 50 cheats none have been posted 
i go through a lot of trouble getting a chance to play these 
games (stores,freinds,youthcenters,buying,etc.). it takes alot 
of time to discover these cheats(4-5 hours)many people would 
like these and i feel that i am not getting recognized i have 
not recieved any e-mails from you like your message says after 
sending cheatsi have sent you 4 cheats today for medal of honor 
please take consideration to thess i dont like buying games 
and spending valuable time for no reason
-koOlguyMcGuire
p.s.
can i have a free game????????please????? i never win your 
contest please?????????????
Hey Barry,

I have an idea. Why don't you buy your games to play and have fun and entertain yourself? Buying games to find codes just so you can send them to a game site seems a little odd.

However, I could be wrong. I've been wrong before...once.

-GR

You Got A Couple Thousand You Can Loan Me?
From: "Griffter" (*****@aol.com)
Subject: Mail Bag
Could you guys start doing more reviews for MAC games. 
I mean like Rainbow Six, Sim City 3000 and stuff. With the 
G4 out a lot of companies are starting to port over games 
to the Mac. And well Im mad that you do not do any newer 
MAC games. Well that is all I have to say.
-Big Mac Ethiopia
Hey Grifter,

Sure! You want Mac reviews? No problem. Make the check for $4000 out to Game Revolution. Those G4s ain't cheap, ya know.

-GR

P.S. If I owned a G4, I'd feel like I needed to use it to find the cure for AIDS or something. You don't spend 4 grand on a machine, play Sim City 3000 on it and expect to sleep well at night.

P.P.S. There is something terrifying about the name Big Mac Ethiopia.

Pucker Up!
From: REBCAT (*****@aol.com)
Subject: U kik azz
Man U guys r the best in the world
Ur mailbag is funny as hell
i was just reading the past mailbags and i was just craking up
Keep up the good work, and send me a playstation 2 
(dreamcast suks)
Hi there Rebcat,

Your e-mail rocks. You kiss good butt. Yet you get nothing.

-GR

Tony Hawk The RPG...?
From: Mario Skater (******@yahoo.com)
Subject: The new Religion of gaming goodness
Dear GR,
The reason why i'm writing this to you, is to tell you
about a cool idea.
The idea is that you guys should talk to Activision
and Neversoft to tell them to make a an RPG Tony Hawk
Pro Skater game......(you know level 1 u learn a
shovet, level 2 you learn a kickflip, level 3 a
heelflip,etc..)
It should be called THPS RPG
Uhh Mario,

Yeah! And Tony could have a big, fluffy, flying howler monkey sidekick named Zuffie. They could travel the land searching for the sacred skateboard, collecting holy skate gems shaped like trucks.

Or how about Betty Ford: The Adventure Game? You get to play a strung-out, crack junkie gamer who is trying to get admitted to the Betty Ford clinic.

-GR

P.S. I see you have mastered that game already.

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