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FEATURED VOXPOP oblivion437 Update: I was unfortunately not aware of Shamus Young's severe criticism of Fallout 3 available here to link in the original piece and I regret that.  It dovetails rather nicely with what I've written and it's much better executed than my piece.  I strongly recommend anyone...

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GR Mailbag: Our asses are wise

Posted on Monday, March 27 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
The World's Worst Mom
From: **********@aol.com 
 Subject: I'm in need of a cool mini golf game! 
I told my freinds a big lie. I told them that I had a 
serious to die for mini golf game on my computer. AND 
WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT MY MOM DID? SHE TOLD THEM THAT THEY 
COULD COME OVER THIS WEEKEND! I'm in serious trouble now! 
PLEASE HELP!
Wait a minute. Your mom invited your friends over without asking you first? Man, you need to get some new friends. Or a new mom. I hear you can find new moms at the corner of Hollywood and Vine...

-GR

Moms 'R Us
From: Tofumonkey (********@aol.com)

Subject: Super man I strongly believe that you guys have the Superman game by Titus all wrong. it's the most fun i've had in years!...then again I have lived in my mother's basement for 35 years so I don't get that much excitement.
You've been living in your mother's basement? See response to "World's Worst Mom."

-GR

Zombie A La Mode
From: ********@aol.com
Subject: i need help
My friends and I are going to design a Resident Evil 
script and send it to capcom. Since you guys have done 
so many reviews... I was wondering if you could give us 
any pointers at all. If so send it to me at 
*********@hotmail.com
Well, we've been working on a Resident Evil script ourselves. It's called Resident Evil: Brains or Glory. It's a buddy movie featuring a zombie cop and a talking pie. We see Kevin Costner as the cop and Emmanuel Lewis as the pie.

-GR

Pokemon Or Bust
From: ********@aol.com
Subject: (no subject)
What's goin on with nintendo? are they ever gonna make a 
good game again, or was my purchase just a waist of money?
Nintendo is actually going to change its name to "Pokendo." They'll only make Poke-games for the Poke-fans. You Poke-wasted your Poke-money. What a Poke-bummer.

-GR

David Letterman, Look Out.
From: "SSTrooper" (*******@email.msn.com)
Subject: X-box
Dear GR
The X-box looks pretty cool, but what the hell is with that name?
"X-Box"? who was the genius that thought that up? I mean c'mon:
Dreamcast - Cool
Playstation - Cool
Playstation2 - Cool
Nintendo64 - Cool
Dolphin - Cool
X-Box - Fricken Retarded
Yeah, we could come up with plenty of better names. Here's our

Top 10 Better Names For The X-Box!

10. The Hot Box
9. Bill's 5 Billion Dollar Hobby
8. Mariosoft
7. Foxy Boxy
6. Monopoly
5. Da Box Dat Rox
4. XXX Box
3. X-Box v1.12.0221.23032 beta
2. Microsoft Playstation (tm)

and

1. Windows 2001

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