GR Mailbag: Our asses are wise
Posted on Monday, March 27 @ 12:13:14 PST by Duke_Ferris
|The World's Worst Mom|
Subject: I'm in need of a cool mini golf game!
I told my freinds a big lie. I told them that I had a
serious to die for mini golf game on my computer. AND
WOULD YOU GUESS WHAT MY MOM DID? SHE TOLD THEM THAT THEY
COULD COME OVER THIS WEEKEND! I'm in serious trouble now!
|Wait a minute. Your mom invited
your friends over without asking you first? Man, you need to
get some new friends. Or a new mom. I hear you can find new moms at
the corner of Hollywood and Vine...
|Moms 'R Us|
From: Tofumonkey (********@aol.com)
Subject: Super man
I strongly believe that you guys have the Superman game by
Titus all wrong. it's the most fun i've had in years!...then
again I have lived in my mother's basement for 35 years so I
don't get that much excitement.
|You've been living in your
mother's basement? See
response to "World's Worst Mom."|
|Zombie A La Mode|
Subject: i need help
My friends and I are going to design a Resident Evil
script and send it to capcom. Since you guys have done
so many reviews... I was wondering if you could give us
any pointers at all. If so send it to me at
|Well, we've been working
on a Resident Evil script ourselves. It's called Resident Evil: Brains
or Glory. It's a buddy movie featuring a zombie cop and a talking
pie. We see Kevin Costner as the cop and Emmanuel Lewis as the pie.
|Pokemon Or Bust|
Subject: (no subject)
What's goin on with nintendo? are they ever gonna make a
good game again, or was my purchase just a waist of money?
|Nintendo is actually going
to change its name to "Pokendo." They'll only make Poke-games
for the Poke-fans. You Poke-wasted your Poke-money. What a Poke-bummer.
|David Letterman, Look Out.|
From: "SSTrooper" (*******@email.msn.com)
The X-box looks pretty cool, but what the hell is with that name?
"X-Box"? who was the genius that thought that up? I mean c'mon:
Dreamcast - Cool
Playstation - Cool
Playstation2 - Cool
Nintendo64 - Cool
Dolphin - Cool
X-Box - Fricken Retarded
|Yeah, we could come up with
plenty of better names. Here's our
Top 10 Better Names
For The X-Box!
10. The Hot Box
9. Bill's 5 Billion Dollar Hobby
7. Foxy Boxy
5. Da Box Dat Rox
4. XXX Box
3. X-Box v1.12.0221.23032 beta
2. Microsoft Playstation (tm)
1. Windows 2001