Dear Unfortunate AOL Subscriber,
We are sad to hear of your
new addiction, as we too have fallen slave to the artificially flavored
tortilla devil and her temptuous golden cheesy goodness.
Unfortunately, there is no
cure. You're hooked for life. Just don't start stealing and robbing
people to support your trendy Dorito habit.
But while we can't help with
your addiction, we can answer your questions.
1. Have you ever tried
Community Editor Brian Gee
is our resident Hot Pocket expert. Unfortunately, Brian is unavailable
for comment. He went into the bathroom on Friday and we have not seen
2. Are there or have there ever been any females at GR?
Once, long ago, a woman made
it into the office. But this was before we had all the hi-tech security
systems installed. I'd like to see a skirt get through now that we have
our Anti-Women Security
Task Force on the case.
Interested in becoming a
member of our crack squad? Just click this link.
Once we have received your application, we will promptly send you your
very own membership
3. Does PSO absolutely
entirely. Unless, of course, you give it these.
4. If Superman is from
Krypton, why is Kryptonite his biggest weakness?
Because it reminds him of
those painful family holidays when all the Els would come together and
get hooched off their super asses and start revealing taudry family
We tried to come up with
another solution, but it was getting too nerdy.
5. Will you ever give
an A to a game?
Sure, we've given many As.
The most recent was Black
6. Are your mothers aware
of your addictions to Mountain Dew and Doritos?
What did you say about my