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GR Mailbag: Talking Trash

Posted on Wednesday, August 15 @ 12:31:26 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

Kitchen Products In 21 Century

From: "Garbage Disposer" <*******@chijiang5.com>
Subject:Offer--urgently Garbage Disposer

Dear Manager,

Sorry to bother you.
We are a Chinese professional manufacturer which producing garbage disposer, garbage disposal, garbage processor, food garbage processor, waste management machine, kitchen processor, kitchen waste processor, food waste disposer.
It is one of new products in kitchen of 21 Century, which is installed under the outlet of kitchen sink, it can be effectively grind all kinds of food waste such as bones, fish, eggshells, vegetables scraps, coffee grouds, tea powder, melon rinds, fruit pitscorn cores and so on. It make the food waste break to tiny paste and pellets, then drained away the pipeline, which contuibutes to eliminate peculiar smell and improve our residence environment.
We enclose our latest price list for your reference.
Hope our products can meet your need and we may establish a long-term steady business relationship.

Best regards,
FRUI
YONGKANG FENGRUI ELECTRONIC TECHNOLOGY CO.,LTD ADD: CHANGCHENG INDUSTRIAL ZONE,YONGKANG,ZHEJIANG,CHINA

Mr. Disposer,

You think you can steal all of our jobs? What do you think would happen to the guy who hauls away Anthony's lawn clipping every week? He would be broke, his house would be seized, his life would be ruined.

Besides, you should know that GR's diet is made firmly of a consistent diet of Planters Mixed Nuts, Coke Cola, and pizza. Sometimes wings. And it's funny that you mention that your device can "make the food waste break to tiny paste and pellets, then drained away the pipeline, which contributes to eliminate peculiar smell and improve our residence environment."

I am already capapble of doing this. Your services are not needed. Best regards and YONGKANG TO YOU TOO BUDDY

-GR

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Comments

moretokes
Joined: Apr 2011

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:44 pm
Too f u c k I n g funny

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213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Too Fuckin Funny*

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Wouldnt this make disposing of a dead body easy as hell... hmm, i might just let those jehovas witnesses in on a boring Saturday morning.

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moretokes
Joined: Apr 2011

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 1:57 pm
I thought people already use a wood chipper for that:s

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:03 pm
Woodchipper leaves too much evidence behind.

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moretokes
Joined: Apr 2011

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Atta boy 213edd tricking the swear blocker

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213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:58 pm
I try my best

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:52 pm
At least you guys are eating a well-balanced diet consisting of all the major food groups. Remember kids: 3 to 5 servings of wings a day!

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Sourdeez
Joined: Feb 2012

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 4:56 pm
Just make sure you get a couple bread sticks so you dont get to clogged up.

The spicier the healthier I always say.

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Aug 15th, 2012 at 5:03 pm
Yeah, I traded the GR e-mail address to the Chinese for a Guild Wars 2 game code. I'm not sorry.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Aug 16th, 2012 at 6:08 am
I'm great detective ever and I feel this is Chinese spam-bot you replied to.

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