LATEST FEATURESMarch 2014: Buy, Try, or Die
[Update: Short List Added] A full release list for March, including Titanfall, MGS: Ground Zeroes, BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea Part 2, and inFAMOUS: Second Son.
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Can you believe there are now six generations of Pokémon? Six!! That's a crazy amount of different creatures to collect. But which are the cream of the crop? Don't worry, Magikarp isn't actually one of them.
In a recent post discussing Yoshinori Kitase's thoughts on possibly remaking Final Fantasy VII an interesting discussion broke out about why they would not and what might get in their way.
First, let me be up front about my personal position and say that a proper HD remake of...
From: "Johann Strauss"
excess, overabundance, overflow, overkill, overmuch,
overplus, superfluity, surfeit, surplus, surplusage,
much, plenty, many, deluge, flood surplusage...you
just have got to love that word
From: "Tom Laurie"
Subject: Plethora no more!
Here's a better word than "plethora" that I just came
up with, tell me what you think :-)
From: "Sam Pickford"
Subject: Got a question? Concern? Comment? Better
word than "plethora?" Enjoy your list of new words
an awful lot
In respone to one of the
letters in last week's mailbag, we
got a plethora of suggestions of words synonymous with "plethora."
Rather than reprint the veritable plethora of entries here, we decided
to post just a few of 'em.
We owe you guys a surplusage
Poking The Beholder In The Eye
From: Ahsan Shaikh
Subject: Every Man's Problem...
Ok, as you all know, there is an ever growing question
as to who is hotter. I know this is probably a waste
of your time, however, I still think you could
enlighten us. So, Brooke Burke or Jules Asner?
Well, they're both certainly
hot, though it's really a matter of opinion. Duke, for instance, doesn't
think any girl is hot unless she's either married to him or from the
18th century. Ben thinks
Brooke and Jules are fine, but neither one holds a candle to Chrissie
From: Student Oframona
Subject: you ass
Whats with all the sarcasm? its so stupid. how can u
think of yurself as a top gaming site when you wont
even answer real gaming questions seriously. i hope
yur server bursts into flams.
Thanks! We're sooooo thrilled
to be reading your letter, we don't know what to do wth ourselves! This
is the BEST letter ever! Thanks for calling us stupid and sarcasitic
- we just loooove that!
P.S. Though Game Revolution is an excellent drummer, we have no intention
of bursting into flams.
Lord Of The Races
From: "Griffin Grinnell"
One day I went to see the movie Lord of the Rings The Fellowship
of the rings. It came to a part in the movie where it told how
Orcs were made.They were once elves but then tortured and turned
into orcs. I was at your sight and saw a preview about Warcraft 3.
One race was orcs and another one was dark wood elves.
Is there any difference between the two races? Thanks, your
Are there differences between
Orcs and Dark Wood Elves? Most certainly! For starters, Orcs are evil
while Dark Wood Elves
are just sort of in a bad mood all the time. Orcs have really gross
skin, while Dark Wood Elves have great complexion. Orcs tend to say
things like, "Graar! Og eat halfling! Graar!" while Dark Wood
Elves say things like "Fancy a bite of a halfling, darling? Be
a dear and pass the basil." Orcs also smell like old socks, while
dark Wood Elves smell like brand new socks.
From: bilal paracha
Subject: Playtstation one(1)
I M A PERMANENT VISITER OF GAME REVOLUTION.I
HAVE A SONY PLAYSTATION ONE(1).I HAVE A GREST PROBLEM
IN CHOOSING GAMES.I WANT U TO TELL ME THE NAMES OF
SOME NEW NUDE GAMES OR SEX CONTAINING GAMES THAT ARE
FOR SONY PLAYSTATION ONE(1).I M IMPATIENTLY WAITING
FOR UR REPLY.ALSO LET ME KNOW THE NEW NUDE GAMES
COMING FOR SONY PLATSTATION ONE(1) FROM TIME TO TIME.I
WILL BE GRATEFUL TO U (GR).
Due to local laws prohibiting
public indeceny, we just haven't seen too many nude gamesrecently. But this one time, a game walked into the GR office wearing
a really tight shirt and we could totally see its boobs. Almost. If