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GR Mailbag: The Truth Is Out There. Let It Stay Out There!
Subject: Hardcore gamers, blah, blah, blah...
The front page feature review being DAIKATANA, as if
anyone gives a shit anymore.
PLEASE get your act together; the reviewers are competent and
informative, but hella slow.
Morten and Mingxing
Hey Morten and Mingxing,
Point taken, though the
review is no longer on the cover.
guys may want to check out Daikatana again. Any FPS player will tell
you that John Romero's new little bundle of joy is at least as much
fun as being trapped in an all white room, with just you and a 13 inch
television set playing consecutive, non-stop episodes of Rikki Lake
in Spanish. Es muy bien.
But just barely.
Where's My Money, John?
From: "Alan Tarpey" (*****@hotmail.com)
Three people who bought the PC version of Daikatana from
Electronic Boutique immediately demanded refunds.
Daikatana actually sold three
copies? We're impressed.
P.S. Retailer won't take
back your Daikatanas? Then send them to Game Revolution. For every used
copy of Daikatana we receive, Game Revolution will send out one pickled
mango seed, one letche seed, or one used Kleenex tissue. You get to
While supplies last!
From: MllratBrodie (*****@aol.com)
I have been a loyal reader for a long time and I have a
1. Remember the Harlem Globetrotters cartoons? Wouldn't it be
sooo cool if they made a game of them? You could pull something
out of the one dudes afro as an inventory!
2. I miss ALF. They need to make virtual ALF. Kinda like Teddy
Ruxpin, only for the computer. That'd be cool. Who do you
think should delvelop it?
3.Do you guys like toast as much as I hope you do (alot)?
1. Yes, we remember. And no, that would not be cool. I mean think about
it - the Globetrotters always win. Where's the fun in that?
Subject: for adults only
is any ever going to come out with a nude video
game if they do it should be one about fear effect
that hanna is hott... puuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr
There have been plenty
of nude video games. Pac-Man was nude. Donkey Kong was quite nude. Q-bert?
Nude, nude, nude.
The most famous nude video
game of all time, however, has to be Kirby. Plus, he's fat. Nude and
fat - what a stellar combination!
P.S. Don't ever, ever, ever
purr at me again.
Who Cares About Girls?
From: sergei0 (******@pop3.sprint.ca)
Subject: This is a very important e-mail
I understand that you are working for big game companies
and they are probably paying yu good money to write there
reviews but for ones think of me as a hot looking guy or
girl what ever you prefer that is going to do you a
favor some day too
P.S. I LOVE YOU
I prefer hot looking barbecued
baby back ribs, with extra spicy barbecue sauce. Are you a rack of
barbecued baby back ribs,
with extra spicy barbecue sauce? 'Cause if you are, you need to start