As the holiday season is upon us I am reminded of Santa Claus making a list and checking it twice, because he knows who is naughty and who is nice. Santa’s a damn spy and I don’t want a plump, old dude of no relation to my children checking on them throughout the year. I’ll buy...
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GR Mailbag: Wait! This is supposed to be funny, right?
Posted on Tuesday, May 30 @ 12:13:14 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
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No, there is no nude code
for Pokemon Snap. And how did you know that about my mother?
When You're A Jet...
From: "Sean Ampula" (*****@hotmail.com)
Subject: what's up with all the ladies?
okay, what's up with all the ladies in video games nowadays?
every game now has to have the main character as a woman.
i've got no REAL problems with that, mind you, however i'd
love to see....i don't know....maybe a HISPANIC main
character. like that's hurt someone to make a playable
latino (and that guy from RE3 doesn't count, he was worse
than the white people painted hispanic on west side story).
just a taco for thought.
What's up Sean,
We agree with you wholeheartedly.
Carlos wasn't Latino. We think he was "painted Hispanic" as
well. Not even a very good shade...I think it was on sale at Home Depot
And a boy like that, who'd
kill your brother! Mariaaaaaa...I've just kissed a girl named Mariaaaaaaa...Ah!
It's Officer Krupke! Better scram, Jets!
P.S. Developers have been
putting more women in video games because of a surplus of "woman"
Shine The Light !
From: anarchy (*****@marshlake.net)
dear gr i have a couple questions.
1.how come they changed the pepsi cans.
2.why does my tummy ache?
3. when will they make a beer named after a video game
4.i was wondering what cream is the best for male itch.
thanks for your time you guys rule!
1. They changed the Pepsi can? Damn! I'm still drinking Crystal Pepsi.
2. Your tummy aches
because you're still drinking Pepsi, or you bought Daikatana.
3. You must have missed Marvel
vs. Coors Light.
4. There's a cream for male
itch? I just use a S.O.S. pad.
For The Last Time!
Why don't you all make WNBA Games on computer?
Someone would have to actually
watch the WNBA for there to be a video game adaptation.
P.S. For the last time, WE
DO NOT MAKE VIDEO GAMES!!! We make snow globes.
Good Vs. Evil!
From: Daniel Luis Traversaro (******@redexpress.com.ar)
Please we need to know how we can play with de game,becouse we
installed in my pc the demo but we can't play, sorry but my
english is elemental .tks your
coop rgds Pablo.
Your English is elemental.
Mine is demonic. You
are the enemy. Therefore, I cannot help you.