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Posted on 08/11/15
After all these years, and growing up with Windows 3.1, I have seen an entire evolution of computers and software. Touch screens and large resolutions were a pipe dream just 15 years ago. Now it's the norm. Going from a Packard Bell (yes, before HP) that couldn't run 3D Ultra Mini...

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Posted on Tuesday, May 30 @ 12:13:14 PST by Duke_Ferris
Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?
From: Mehran ([email protected])


Subject: ridam to dahanet salam ahmagh bishor kesafat man 200 kb az site shoma downlowd kardam bad shoma varmidari siteto riset mikoni miram az dastet shekayat mikonam
Mehran,

No, there is no nude code for Pokemon Snap. And how did you know that about my mother?

-GR

When You're A Jet...
From: "Sean Ampula" ([email protected])
Subject: what's up with all the ladies?
okay, what's up with all the ladies in video games nowadays? 
every game now has to have the main character as a woman. 
i've got no REAL problems with that, mind you, however i'd 
love to see....i don't know....maybe a HISPANIC main 
character. like that's hurt someone to make a playable 
latino (and that guy from RE3 doesn't count, he was worse 
than the white people painted hispanic on west side story). 
just a taco for thought.
capone
What's up Sean,

We agree with you wholeheartedly. Carlos wasn't Latino. We think he was "painted Hispanic" as well. Not even a very good shade...I think it was on sale at Home Depot that week.

And a boy like that, who'd kill your brother! Mariaaaaaa...I've just kissed a girl named Mariaaaaaaa...Ah! It's Officer Krupke! Better scram, Jets!

-GR

P.S. Developers have been putting more women in video games because of a surplus of "woman" paint.

Shine The Light !
From: anarchy ([email protected])
Subject: stuff
dear gr i have a couple questions.
1.how come they changed the pepsi cans.
2.why does my tummy ache?
3. when will they make a beer named after a video game 
4.i was wondering what cream is the best for male itch.
thanks for your time you guys rule!
from odin
Hey Anarchy,

Answers:
1. They changed the Pepsi can? Damn! I'm still drinking Crystal Pepsi.

2. Your tummy aches because you're still drinking Pepsi, or you bought Daikatana.

3. You must have missed Marvel vs. Coors Light.

4. There's a cream for male itch? I just use a S.O.S. pad.

-GR

For The Last Time!
From:"Lozo1" ([email protected])
Subject: hello
Hello,
Why don't you all make WNBA Games on computer?
Lozo1,

Someone would have to actually watch the WNBA for there to be a video game adaptation.

-GR

P.S. For the last time, WE DO NOT MAKE VIDEO GAMES!!! We make snow globes.

Good Vs. Evil!
From: Daniel Luis Traversaro ([email protected])
Subject: questions
Hey,
Please we need to know how we can play with de game,becouse we 
installed in my pc the demo but we can't play, sorry but my 
english is elemental .tks your 
coop rgds Pablo. 
Hey Daniel,

Your English is elemental. Mine is demonic. You are the enemy. Therefore, I cannot help you.

-GR

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