March 2014: Buy, Try, or Die
[Update: Short List Added] A full release list for March, including Titanfall, MGS: Ground Zeroes, BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea Part 2, and inFAMOUS: Second Son.
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Can you believe there are now six generations of Pokémon? Six!! That's a crazy amount of different creatures to collect. But which are the cream of the crop? Don't worry, Magikarp isn't actually one of them.
[Yep, I flipped the image... see what I did there? Ed. Nick]
I was not originally a fan of FFVII ; in fact, I remember looking at the commercials in the '90s and finally purchasing the game only to realize the commercials only showed CGI scenes. I was young and needless to say...
Reasons the Playstation 2 is better then the xbox and the
gamecube. The gamecube basically looks like the old playstation
on steroids,it has good graphics but on the playstation 2
you can play dvd movies why get the gamecube when you can
get the playstation 2 which has everything the gamecube
has plus it plays movies.
Now the xbox is a little better
than the playstation 2 the graphics and the speed are
a little faster. But on the xbox you have to wait for
games to come out while on the playstation 2 you can play
the old playstation games its like having two consoles.
Plus do you want your xbox to be as complicated as your
computer or windows 98 one of the good things about
games on a console is that all you have to do is put in a cd
and start playing you don't have to worry about upgrades,
memory and defragmentation. And knowing micro$oft your going
to have to bye programs and a hole bunch of stuff you
might as well getanother computer.
microsoft already makes games for computers so
instead of getting the xbox just buy microsoft games
for your computer,you also have to wait an entire year for yhe
p.s. i think all futere consoles will be and should be
like the xbox more like computers i just dont think it
should be the xbox that is secsesfull.
It seems that I must remove
a foot from yet another gamer's pie-hole.
While I do not pledge any
allegiance whatsoever to Microsoft (at least until that check arrives),
I must swiftly set the record straight for the Sun God here and his
ill-informed comments regarding the Xbox.
The wonderful appeal about
the Xbox is that it should not be anywhere near as complicated as your
computer. It's a console system, meaning that it should have a hardware
standard. No software installation. No hardware compatibility issues,
and hopefully no drivers or patches to juggle.
You buy an Xbox game, you
put it in your system and you can play it that day without any headache.
Also, let's not forget the
list of developers.
Nearly every company under the sun, Apollo, is making games for
P.S. Sheesh, you guys up
there on Mt. Olympus just think you know everything. I can forgive you,
though. I know the ambrose is probably really potent up there.
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u r so brilliant at bmxing its unreal i see what tricks u do and i'm
amazed c u next time on rapture t.v thanx alot bye from justin and jr
Hello Justin and JR,
Rapture TV? Don't you have
to be over 21 to get that channel?
One Great Game
From: ??? (???@aol.com)
HI! How do you play this game pleas can you tell me
You plug it in. Then you
move the thing around and pick up the other things. When your meter
gets high enough, push a button and the things will blow up.
Oh, and make sure you kill
the guy on that level. He's hard. But whatever you do, don't touch the
thing over there. No, not that thing. The other one.
This game is so
much fun...ah, you just wouldn't believe it.
Of Sound Mind & Body
From: ??? (???firstname.lastname@example.org)
Subject: i need help
I got a few questions,
Since i sit on my butt, playing my PC all day long and
eating junk food, Do you think that this will efect my
health? I never do any sports or stuff. I'm on my Pc or
Dreamcast 24/7. All my freinds call me lazy and stuff.
So like will i get really fat when i'm older, or what.
Yes, you should be concerned.
Your glucose intake should always be strictly monitored.
Too much sugar & sodium can lead to high blood pressure.
Also, regular exercise is
quite important. The prevention of muscle atrophy is the key to a healthy...er...huh?
Oh sorry dude, gotta go! Someone's trying to snatch my turn at NFL2K1,
plus Ben just got back from 7-Eleven with the nachos and Mountain Dew.
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where do you get those cool guns?
We got our cool guns from the last GameFan invasion. To discover
the ancient secrets behind Game Revolution, they tried scaling the walls
of the GR Compund. Thankfully, our turret men, Lara Croft and a legendary
arse-whoopin' in NFL2K1 over SegaNet took care of them, and we
found some cool guns when searching the bodies.