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GR Rules: GameStop Pre-owned Pizza

Posted on Tuesday, January 31 @ 15:52:11 Eastern by Nicholas Tan

(I know Anthony already covered this, but there are two slices of pizza in there... I want a piece.)

Gamestop, please take care of your employees. You underpay them so much that they've started to sell sliced Domino's Pizza for the Wii at about 1000% its regular price. Or perhaps you're proud that you've taught them well. A spitting image, really. I mean, there has to be some kind of human slobber on it, being ~~used~~ pre-owned and all. In a few days, I suspect that this accessory will perfectly describe the mark-ups of your pawn shop—rotten.

Fortunately, I know how to work the system. I'll buy the pizza now, eat it, and then return it within seven days for a full refund. It may look and smell different than you're used to, but that way everyone knows what you're really selling.

Tags: GR Rules, Goodies

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Anthony_Severino
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 4:08 pm
I was actually the one that traded in the pizza (I got more money for it than I did my PS3... or my used condom). I hope you're kidding about buying it, eating it and then returning it - I did some nasty things to that slice before I handed it over to the GameStop employee. BTW - How'd you know that was Domino's?

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 5:42 pm
Or returning it. What is Nick going to do, vomit or poop it out and give it to GameStop?

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 9:04 pm
He will make a video called 2 Slices 1 Cup

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acdibble
Joined: Jul 2007

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 4:33 pm
This seems familiar...

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 5:43 pm
Yes, seems like this was in a previous article.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Jan 31st, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Oops, Nick already knows.

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