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Posted on Monday, January 23 @ 00:11:02 Eastern by

Video game artists, stop making logos with sexual innuendo. I know you can get bored sitting around all day in Photoshop, and you're trying to be clever. Of course, I don't blame you guys as much as the people who passed on this. I mean, did no one look at the Resident Evil 6 logo Capcom logo and see a "giraffe getting a blowjob from a woman"? I mean, the giraffe has a lot of pinching power; he's leaning back so much that his shoes are nearly off the floor. And she's leaning back too, with her boobs and ass all out. What a balance point!

And the original logo without the red borders makes it even worse, since it's all webby and gooey. It's probably scarier than anything in Resident Evil 6. What can they possibly top that?



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  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 2:18 pm
    Maybe there are no hidden sexual images in life and we are all just horny perverts? ...just me?
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    If we're all horny perverts, then we all love to make hidden sexual images.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    I agree with both comments.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 8:13 am
    Me too.
  • Jonathan_Leack
    Jonathan_Leack

    Joined: Jan 2012
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    That giraffe is having a great time.
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    But in the 9 we see the same giraffe pounding the woman on the top of her head, maybe a miscalculated shot.
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    I think the 9 looks like the Pink Panther screwing a howling wolf
  • Ivory_Soul
    Ivory_Soul

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    Of course this would have come from 4chan...the generator of internet memes and things like this...where else?
  • dirty_f
    dirty_f

    Joined: Nov 2010
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    am i the only one who sees Gargamel from the smurfs instead of a woman?
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:43 pm
    I'm really having a hard time seeing the BJ in progress. Guess my mind isn't dirty enough.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 7:49 pm
    Get this man some hentai stat!
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    This looks almost nothing like what you described.
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    yes


    not spam
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    and that was supposed to be a reply to dirty_f you unworking goddam comment system
  • Lethean
    Lethean

    Joined: Jan 2001
    Posted: Jan 22nd, 2012 at 11:05 pm
    The most important thing about this post is the link...Where someone says Leon's campaign will be more survival horror and Chris' more action. I hope this is true. Dear God I hope this is true. I want just one campaign of old school RE before we go to war with Iran and the world ends.
  • SKX
    SKX

    Joined: Oct 2008
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 6:09 am
    Is this news worthy?
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan

    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 10:42 am
    For news, no. For a manifesto, absolutely.
  • sandineyes
    sandineyes

    Joined: May 2008
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 11:23 am
    Woman? When I was looking at it, all I could see was a hunched over hobo with a beard and top hat.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    Maybe it isnt even a giraffe, remember the Richard Scarry childrens books with the animal ppl? I do recall one character was a worm that wore one shoe... this is potentially more traumatizing to my inner child than the bastardization of transformers and gijoe live action films.

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