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Haiku Fridays: April Foolin'

Posted on Saturday, April 2 @ 09:19:23 Eastern by
We got a little loopy yesterday. If you can't deduce what was going on for yourself then you really need a calendar. With yesterday's Internet holiday finally over, it's time to get back to the serious business... with our weekly Haiku contest!

In the interest of making sure we get all of our prizes out the door we want to make note of last week's winner: Plug-Bot-5000 chose KLG. KLG, please PM me your mailing address and we'll get your copy of Homefront for the PS3 out to you straight away. Bummed you didn't win? Here's this week's Haiku ingredient:


Oh IGN, all the money you spend on April Fools... it's almost as if the joke was on you! No one remembers this crap! Is it really worth it? The best Haiku this week will win a copy of Mayhem for Xbox 360 or PS3 (your choice) or possibly something even better from the GR offices.

Post your Haiku in the comments, include the platform you'd like the game on and we'll select a winner next week.

By the way, UghRochester has been fired.
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Comments
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011 at 11:18 am
    Hopes and dreams were crushed--
    Wait, what the heck is Mayhem?
    I curse IGN!
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011 at 1:05 pm
    Tis Hero of Time
    Wisdom, Courage, and Power.
    The Triforce people!
  • hellomcfly
    hellomcfly

    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2011 at 10:02 pm
    My first comment is
    A shameless Xbox request
    Give in to me, fools
  • used44
    used44

    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 3:07 am
    Who won the damn Halo codes?
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 3:27 am
    ^ I asked that last week.
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 8:59 am
    That joke was fine, but
    This year's best - Smash MNC.
    I wish it were real.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    @used44 and UghRochester: I'll find out and PM the winners. For now, enter this week's contest. I'll make sure to announce winners in a timely fashion (I swear!)
  • LinksOcarina
    LinksOcarina

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Heart broken by fool,
    The Zelda movie looked cool,
    Please don't hire Boll.
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu

    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2011 at 4:45 pm
    Link, he come to town.
    Comes to save Princess Zelda.
    Link, fill up your heart.
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2011 at 9:38 am
    And apparently, according to the latest blog post, we need to post which version of the game we'd like in our comments. Whoopsies. I'll take the PS3 version, in case I win.
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2011 at 10:44 am
    I discovered what Mayhem is:
    psxextreme.com/ps3-reviews/472.html

    And I'll take either version, if you please.
  • ambiguousrimbaud
    ambiguousrimbaud

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    another game film,
    another april fools day prank,
    isn't this old? deja vu.

    If I win, I'd love a copy of the PS3 version! Cheers.
  • LinksOcarina
    LinksOcarina

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Apr 4th, 2011 at 3:53 pm
    360 version, please
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu

    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Apr 6th, 2011 at 6:46 am
    360 por favor.
  • sliverstorm
    sliverstorm

    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Apr 6th, 2011 at 10:43 pm
    Hyrule forum post:
    "Zelda, Ganon strategy?
    Please send us a Link."

    PS3 for me.

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