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Haiku Fridays: Armageddon Anxious For E3

Posted on Friday, May 27 @ 16:37:19 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

The_Big_Cheese took the gold this week. PM me your details to receive your winnings. I've been playing Red Faction: Armageddon all week for Game Revolution's review and I gotta say, I think I should just keep this. Word from on high has come and informed me that this week we're giving away:

This week you dear readers are crafting syllables for a copy of Red Faction: Armageddon's official soundtrack as well as a figure set of Volition's upcoming destruction showcase. From my experience with the game, blowing sh** up never gets old. In particular, I've found that collapsing a building with enemies in it is the most satisfying way to dispose of baddies.

Of course, to write a haiku, you need a subtle touch. A winning haiku has to be classic, timeless, and downright memorable. Kind of like this scene from Big:

Off you go! Please try not to break your keyboards by dancing around on them for inspiration. We'll have no choice but to call you stupid.

Related Games: Red Faction: Armageddon

Tags: haiku fridays, e3, red faction

Comments

sl33pythyme
Joined: Apr 2009

Posted: May 27th, 2011 at 4:49 pm
I am Beethoven
I dont need to hear to play
I just need my feet

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DumbRodent42
Joined: May 2011

Posted: May 27th, 2011 at 4:53 pm
I found a shotgun.
Oh ****, the ceiling's falling.
Good thing I have boobs.

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The_Big_Cheese
Joined: May 2007

Posted: May 27th, 2011 at 11:40 pm
Well, I guess I'll give it a shot this week too.

Keyboard underneath
Tom and Gene playing in sync
Chopsticks with their feet

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Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: May 28th, 2011 at 1:25 am
First Red faction game:
Marxist Martians rebelling
Fourth: Mechs and aliens

Sigh... Volition why hath thou forsaken me?

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Masterwabbit
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: May 28th, 2011 at 11:19 am
They are out of sync
While playing that piano.
I'm such a hater.

And that second line is 7 syllables. I checked multiple dictionaries, "While" is one syllable, and it's "pi•a•no", not "pya•no". Depending on your accent, it can be different, so just getting that out there.

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: May 28th, 2011 at 9:15 pm
As much as I'd like to own that prize, I'm drawing a blank for a haiku. This brings great shame to my family.

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Yossarian29
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: May 29th, 2011 at 10:27 am
You may not know it:
Tom gets AIDS in other film.
So play us off guys!

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: May 30th, 2011 at 1:48 am
Do re mi fa so
la ti do do ti la so
fa mi re do. Scales

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