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Posted on Friday, May 27 @ 16:37:19 PST by

The_Big_Cheese took the gold this week. PM me your details to receive your winnings. I've been playing Red Faction: Armageddon all week for Game Revolution's review and I gotta say, I think I should just keep this. Word from on high has come and informed me that this week we're giving away:


This week you dear readers are crafting syllables for a copy of Red Faction: Armageddon's official soundtrack as well as a figure set of Volition's upcoming destruction showcase. From my experience with the game, blowing sh** up never gets old. In particular, I've found that collapsing a building with enemies in it is the most satisfying way to dispose of baddies.

Of course, to write a haiku, you need a subtle touch. A winning haiku has to be classic, timeless, and downright memorable. Kind of like this scene from Big:


Off you go! Please try not to break your keyboards by dancing around on them for inspiration. We'll have no choice but to call you stupid.
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