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Haiku Fridays: David Bowie 40,000: Space Cowboy

Posted on Friday, September 9 @ 17:58:28 Eastern by

Hoo boy. I've played the first chapter of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine. I'm going to be rushing my way through to review, so I haven't been able to keep track of how many orks I've killed. Of course, I doubt I'd be able to count high enough in the end.

Maybe you'll have better luck when you play Space Marine on your PC after winning this weeks' Haiku Fridays contest. THQ sent along a PC copy for you readers and we're tossing it up to the word warriors out there.

All you have to do is write a haiku in the comments about PC gaming and the copy will be yours. We'll choose the best on Monday and let everyone know who the winner is. So what are you waiting for? A chaos space marine to knock on your door?
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  • warmaster670
    warmaster670
    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    I love you pc
    You may be a pain sometimes
    But its all worth it
    0 0
  • SpitefulSerpent5
    SpitefulSerpent5
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:16 pm
    My mouse is my sword!
    W, A, S, D are my feet!
    DRM...my prison...
    0 1
  • SpitefulSerpent5
    SpitefulSerpent5
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:32 pm
    Scratch my previous one:

    My mouse is my sword!
    W, A, S, D are my feet!
    DRM, my ass!
    0 3
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000
    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:17 pm
    Honorable Marine,
    why murder a lot of orks?
    For the Emperor!
    0 0
  • gorick2002
    gorick2002
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
    In Team Fortress 2
    I spy with my little eye
    A backstabbed heavy
    0 1
  • gorick2002
    gorick2002
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    In Team Fortress 2
    I spy with my little eye
    A backstabbed heavy
    0 0
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    Games that do not kill,
    or offend sensitive groups.
    Get it? It's "PC."
    0 1
  • oneshotstop
    oneshotstop
    Joined: Sep 2008
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    A new proccessor,
    Monitors will not display
    Chainsword in tower.


    I'm going to destroy my PC. I wait all this time and save all this money, and when I put in my new equipment, something goes wrong. I used to be good at this stuff. Don't be a cop in the military. It ruins your other talents. I'm really good at counting rivets and watching grass grow.
    0 0
  • Guernica
    Guernica
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
    Today's Deal? Good deal!
    It would cost to much later.
    Go to sleep. Repeat...
    0 0
  • peckingorder
    peckingorder
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Stop crappy console ports
    Give me something worthy of my rig
    You ruined PC games
    0 0
  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar
    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:32 pm
    I love my PC,
    Despite all the DRM
    I still love my games.
    0 0
  • peckingorder
    peckingorder
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:33 pm
    Stop crappy console ports
    Give me something worthy of my rig
    You ruined PC games
    0 0
  • peckingorder
    peckingorder
    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:34 pm
    no idea why it double posted... sorry about that
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  • OdiousLupous
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    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Hugs PC Tower
    XBox Live and PSN
    Can suck my left nut
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    Blizzard, Sid Meier…
    Graphics that will blow your mind…
    PC’s Rule! Consoles Drool!

    David Bowie 40,000: Space Cowboy

    three, two, one, lift off
    Space Marine to Major Tom…
    please turn your PC on.
    0 1
  • CaptainPicard
    CaptainPicard
    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 3:25 am
    lmao you just made my day :P I can almost picture him killing orcs with his gleaming leather pants on
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  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    Maybe some smarty can make a mod like that.
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    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 8:20 pm
    Orks draw ever close
    ammunition nearly out
    now chainswords for all
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  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    My rig 5 years old
    Old graphics card, small harddrive
    Won't play anyway
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  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 9:26 pm
    Meant to say "will" play not won't play. EDIT BUTTON PRZ
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    spanky1113
    Joined: Mar 2008
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 9:39 pm
    Pirates everywhere.
    Infections. Loud mouthed racists.
    The sea? No. PC.
    0 0
  • TheMindlessType
    TheMindlessType
    Joined: Sep 2009
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 11:21 pm
    My new gaming rig
    will eat Crisis 2 for lunch.
    BZZZT - driver error -
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  • Insomniac_24_7
    Insomniac_24_7
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 9th, 2011 at 11:44 pm
    Custom maps and mods.
    Makes PC truly stand out.
    Console games lack this.
    0 0
  • CaptainPicard
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    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 3:22 am
    Domestic Violence
    Thats why i have no PC
    Well that and Porno
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    Kijan
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 5:18 am
    We are glorious,
    infinite, undying,
    the PC master race.
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Consoles are the thing
    Everyone wants Well f*** them -
    I want Xenonauts
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    We need help badly
    Ground control to major tom
    My keyboard has died
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    High end graphics card.
    Top of the line processor.
    But can it play Pong?
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    With 8 gigs of ram
    and 3.8 turbo boost.
    All to play Minecraft!
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  • econnick
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    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    Oh, and 3.8 is three syllables "three point eight."
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  • WingRider
    WingRider
    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 8:07 pm
    Not "Three and Eight Tenths", hmm? :)
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  • drathbone
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    Posted: Sep 12th, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Eight tenths can be reduced....
    0 0
  • Commiebot
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    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Ramen for my meals,
    My money goes to fragging
    Blood for the blood god.
    0 0
  • Bretimus_v2
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    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: Sep 10th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    Covert PC games
    Am I slaying terrorists
    Or using Excel?
    0 0
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    Posted: Sep 11th, 2011 at 9:22 am
    Three weapons--or more.
    Save anywhere. Mods on tap.
    Aim assist? Good joke.
    0 0
  • sliverstorm
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    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Sep 11th, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    Three weapons--or more.
    Save anywhere. Mods on tap.
    Aim assist? Good joke.
    0 0
  • Chronorayven
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    Posted: Sep 11th, 2011 at 1:15 pm
    Zork to Dragon Age
    Text based games to point and click
    2D sprites to 3D HD
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    Posted: Sep 11th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    Fish Bowl Helmet Man
    You have no secret plan
    Shoot Some Aliens
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    Posted: Sep 12th, 2011 at 1:46 am
    Space Marines, attack!
    War Trakks are first to da fight!
    Chaos, consume us!

    Then there's the Eldar...
    Pompous jerks that always lose.
    Kinda like the French.
    0 0
  • hanz007
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    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Sep 12th, 2011 at 3:23 am
    What is a DLL?
    Why won't this ever install?
    Man this really sucks!
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