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Haiku Fridays: Fruity Pebbles Ninja

Posted on Friday, August 12 @ 19:30:00 Eastern by

Yes, this week saw the release of Halfbrick's fruit slashing, fruit smashing, fruit vanishing, fruit stabbing, fruit... sneaking away in the shadows... game... whatever. Wow-- what a way to start Haiku Fridays. Look, Nick is the Ninja, not me.

This week's Xbox Live Arcade release was Fruit Ninja Kinect. We've got a code for you to download Halfbrick's game, but we also know not everyone owns a Kinect. So we've got a little proposition to keep you haiku-scribes entertained.

See, if you do have a Kinect, you can enter this week's Haiku Fridays and walk away with a free copy of Fruit Ninja Kinect for Xbox 360. If you don't have a Kinect, you'll walk away with breakfast.

In the comments, write a haiku about ninjas if you've got a Kinect and want to win the game. Write a haiku about your favorite cereal if you're just hungry and want to win something from GameRevolution! Sounds delicious, either way you go. Get to it!




Also Reeses Puffs are the best cereal ever.
Related Games:   Fruit Ninja Kinect
Tags:   Haiku Fridays


Comments
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 8:19 am
    Sitting or camping,
    I eat all noobs for breakfast.
    Headshot! Now I'm full.
    0 1
  • used44
    used44
    Joined: Mar 2002
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 9:31 am
    This Belgian waffle
    Doesn't know that it's Belgian
    Our little secret
    0 3
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 10:04 am
    Wandering the streets,
    I'm trying to score some rock.
    My fix of Pebbles.
    0 3
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    I thought you would eat Kellogg’s Sponge Bob Square Pants cereal.
    0 1
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 11:34 am
    Lookin for some Bam Bam, I got you bro, I got you
    0 3
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme
    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 10:11 am
    I don't want to brag
    My cereal Kix your ass
    And it's mom aproved
    0 1
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme
    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 2:32 am
    crap, i read wrong, i do want fruit ninja. oh well i like this haiku to much to change now :)
    0 1
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 10:46 am
    The snap, crackle, pop
    I cry at the memory
    Drove over that dog
    0 2
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 11:18 am
    What is it with you and dogs?
    0 1
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    Was thinking opossum but thatd mess up my syllables... its not like their George Costanzas.
    0 1
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 3:54 am
    You just pulled a George Constanza!
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 11:17 am
    Reese’s Puffs aren’t the best
    You fine print tried to attest …
    Frosted Flakes “They’re Great!”
    1 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Sh*t! I dropped my r meant to read:

    Reese’s Puffs aren’t the best
    Your fine print tried to attest …
    Frosted Flakes “They’re Great!”
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    What do I like most?
    I don’t want to brag or boast
    I like Toast. YEAH TOAST!

    youtube.com/watch?v=cGZf9XeR7O0&feature=relate​d
    0 1
  • jokerzwild
    jokerzwild
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 12:44 pm
    Crispy rice is nice
    Chocolate and fruity mix
    Pebbles of sugar
    0 1
  • nihm
    nihm
    Joined: Jan 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    Cinnamon Toast Crunch
    The Ali of cereal
    Minus the punching
    0 2
  • TurinAlexander
    TurinAlexander
    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 5:02 pm
    Ah screw it, I suck at writing haikus.

    Breakfast of choice lately has been Multigrain Cheerios with fresh berries. It puts your Reese's puffs to shame.
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 7:08 pm
    @TurinAlexander: If you want you can have this as an entry in the Haiku Friday contest. I used as many of your own words as I could, I’m no Haiku Master, but this does fit 3 lines 5-7-5 syllable rules.

    My breakfast of choice?
    Is Multigrain Cheerios
    with fresh berries, Sweet!
    0 1
  • thedarkstar
    thedarkstar
    Joined: Feb 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Apple jacks are great.
    They don't taste like apples though.
    Does anyone care?
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 7:21 pm
    Sub-zero thumbnail.
    Assassin in the shadows…
    Nick Tan, the Ninja.
    0 1
  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 13th, 2011 at 10:48 pm
    It's really scary!
    It's delicious Boo Berry!
    The worst name ever.
    0 1
  • econnick
    econnick
    Joined: Aug 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 8:17 am
    Bran flakes are superb
    F*** you, they are not boring
    They help you to poop
    0 3
  • Insomniac_24_7
    Insomniac_24_7
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 10:31 am
    A double rainbow,
    Lucky Charms, magically
    double delicious.
    0 1
  • hanz007
    hanz007
    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 10:37 am
    Flintstones' Morphine Crunch
    Iggy Pops Favorite Treat
    Get A Lust For Life
    0 0
  • the_mighty_toast
    the_mighty_toast
    Joined: Jul 2006
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 11:19 am
    ,
    .
    .

    Translation for non-ninjas

    Fruit of a ninja,
    It is seen by nobody.
    This game is a lie.
    0 1
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 11:33 am
    Love you captain crunch
    a delightful breakfast treat
    my mouth is bleeding
    0 0
  • Chronorayven
    Chronorayven
    Joined: Mar 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    Ninjas in the dark
    Trained to kill in the darkness
    Sayonara Fruits
    0 1
  • Insomniac_24_7
    Insomniac_24_7
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 6:04 pm
    These trix are mine, now
    I have a lucky rabbit
    foot - he deserved it.
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 6:50 pm
    ROFL! Poor bunny.
    0 1
  • Sammo
    Sammo
    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Aug 14th, 2011 at 6:06 pm
    Box of Oatmeal Squares.
    Friendly Quaker won't judge me
    as I cram my face.
    0 1
  • oneshotstop
    oneshotstop
    Joined: Sep 2008
    Posted: Aug 15th, 2011 at 5:20 am
    Fruit demons beware
    Sweet juicy devils cut down
    Death...my sword, your seed.


    on another ninja related note, since I practice martial arts, my nickname in the military is "McNinja." Until I practice ninjitsu, I don't agree with it, but its nice to be thought of so...deadly.
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 15th, 2011 at 11:16 am
    Thank you, and all your fellow military personal, for your service. *Salute*
    0 1
  • oneshotstop
    oneshotstop
    Joined: Sep 2008
    Posted: Aug 15th, 2011 at 8:05 pm
    Fruit demons beware
    Sweet juicy devils cut down
    Death...my sword, your seed.


    on another ninja related note, since I practice martial arts, my nickname in the military is "McNinja." Until I practice ninjitsu, I don't agree with it, but its nice to be thought of so...deadly.
    0 0

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