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Haiku Fridays: Let's Get Dirty

Posted on Friday, May 20 @ 22:23:05 Eastern by

SweetHat, please PM me your details to receive you winnings. I don't know what to tell the rest of you, last week's Haiku Fridays entries were... slim. That's exceptionally generous of me to say. I guess we can surmise one thing: you guys like games!

This week we're giving you a shot at a copy of Dirt 3, the racer that... I don't know... there's dirt in it? I've never played one of these games but sim racers aren't really my thing. If they're your thing... or, you know, if free stuff is your thing, I'd advise you to craft one spectacular haiku, insert it into the comments and then proceed to keep your fingers crossed for an entire week.

That's just my advice. What do I know? I only pick the winner.

This week's Haiku Ingredient is a little sitcom I like to call Family Matters. If you need something more specific, why not write a haiku about Urkel's alter ego, Stefan Urquelle:


Also, remember to PM me or share any worthy comments, blogs, user reviews, or forum posts you find befitting of The People Speak. The best of the week will get featured tomorrow.
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  • daverabbit
    daverabbit
    Joined: Oct 2008
    Posted: May 20th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
    Sergeant Al Powell,
    John McClain sympathizes
    but you shot a kid
    0 0
  • cyberjim2000
    cyberjim2000
    Joined: Feb 2010
    Posted: May 20th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
    Ahh, Stefan Urquelle.
    He's like Steve Urkel except
    he gets the ladies.
    0 0
  • usaglory
    usaglory
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 6:53 am
    Just like my neighbors
    He's whiny and annoying
    Oh, did I do that?!

    X360 please.
    0 0
  • nihm
    nihm
    Joined: Jan 2011
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 7:29 am
    Dirt is not a sim
    Jaleel White is talented
    Where is he now, dead?
    0 0
  • SweetHat
    SweetHat
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 7:35 am
    since i got last weeks win ill refrain this week, but so far im liking @daverabbit
    0 0
  • spanky1113
    spanky1113
    Joined: Mar 2008
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 10:42 am
    I solemnly swear:
    I won't say, "Did I do that?"
    No, wait! Son of a.
    0 0
  • UglykitteN
    UglykitteN
    Joined: Mar 2006
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 11:11 am
    Sold my 360,
    And the PS3 is lame,
    I don't want to win.

    Yet curiously,
    I'm entering a haiku,
    Being all zen and ****.

    Oh Stefan Urquelle,
    I remember this episode,
    He had lots of clothes.
    0 0
  • The_Big_Cheese
    The_Big_Cheese
    Joined: May 2007
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 11:25 am
    Budding scientist
    He altered his DNA
    Once Steve, now Stephan
    0 0
  • 213EDD
    213EDD
    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: May 21st, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    Yo Stefan Urquello
    No Rapture for you. You Mad?
    Is there a Problem?
    0 0
  • sl33pythyme
    sl33pythyme
    Joined: Apr 2009
    Posted: May 22nd, 2011 at 1:37 am
    I must have bad luck
    I have only won once
    Destiny says twice
    0 0
  • Sammo
    Sammo
    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: May 22nd, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Stefan taught dweeb kids
    To be a smooth chick magnet
    All you need is drugs.
    0 0
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: May 22nd, 2011 at 1:43 pm
    Used to watch that show.
    Thought Jaleel White was da bomb.
    My childhood sucked.
    0 0
  • mrallamericanboy
    mrallamericanboy
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: May 23rd, 2011 at 8:08 am
    this weekend i saw
    a movie with jaleel white
    and i wanted cheese
    0 0
  • SKX
    SKX
    Joined: Oct 2008
    Posted: May 24th, 2011 at 6:23 am
    Nothing scientific,
    Chicago in the nineties,
    likely crystal meth.
    0 0

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