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Haiku Fridays: Poopy Unicorn Gun Edition

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sl33pythyme takes the cake today with his Haiku about the joyous activity known only as dancing. Woo! I'm dancing right now! (No, I'm not.) sl33pythyme needs to PM me with his details so he can collect his copy of the Red Faction: Armageddon soundtrack and that alien murdering figurine.

This week we're offering you Haiku-scribes a chance to win a copy of Red Faction: Armageddon for the Xbox 360. You'll be able to blast away at aliens and extremists under the surface of Mars with a unicorns butt! Speaking of blasting, did you know that Cliff has been smooching with Mr. Hector?


The romantic undertones of the hotel staff in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York should provide you with plenty of fodder for your poetry. My girlfriend points out that there's also shooting and possibly killing to use as inspiration and that gamers should be plenty comfortable with that subject matter.

So get to it! See you next week after E3 2011!
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