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Haiku Fridays: Poopy Unicorn Gun Edition

Posted on Friday, June 3 @ 15:24:03 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

sl33pythyme takes the cake today with his Haiku about the joyous activity known only as dancing. Woo! I'm dancing right now! (No, I'm not.) sl33pythyme needs to PM me with his details so he can collect his copy of the Red Faction: Armageddon soundtrack and that alien murdering figurine.

This week we're offering you Haiku-scribes a chance to win a copy of Red Faction: Armageddon for the Xbox 360. You'll be able to blast away at aliens and extremists under the surface of Mars with a unicorns butt! Speaking of blasting, did you know that Cliff has been smooching with Mr. Hector?

The romantic undertones of the hotel staff in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York should provide you with plenty of fodder for your poetry. My girlfriend points out that there's also shooting and possibly killing to use as inspiration and that gamers should be plenty comfortable with that subject matter.

So get to it! See you next week after E3 2011!

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Tags: red faction, thq, volition, haiku fridays

Comments

SweetHat
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011 at 9:10 pm
Tim Curry, Actor
Lets do the time warp again!
Did he play in Clue?

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sl33pythyme
Joined: Apr 2009

Posted: Jun 3rd, 2011 at 11:39 pm
A Cop out haiku
And friday is haiku day
So i must write one

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Klandathu
Joined: Apr 2008

Posted: Jun 4th, 2011 at 12:19 am
O, poor Rob Schneider,
Caulkin was a bad tipper
Still makin' copies?

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the_mighty_toast
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Jun 4th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
He's Satan himself,
A transvestite, and a clown.
Oh, how he's fallen.

(Anybody else here love Legend? xD )

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