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Home Manifesto Haiku Fridays: The Return of Plug-Bot

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Haiku Fridays: The Return of Plug-Bot

Posted on Friday, March 25 @ 19:43:49 Eastern by Plug-Bot-5000

You moronic sacks of flesh. Did you not know that I would return? I told you that I would:

You have not seen the last of Plug-Bot-5000.

See? Nevertheless, Game Revolution needed me. They knew they couldn't hand out prizes at the rate my circuitry would allow. Even my closest competitor, my creator, the pitiful Blake Morse, needed a rest from all the plugging he's done over the past two weeks.

Humans need rest. Robots merely need a nice electrical outlet. Those things are everywhere. Look around you! They come in pairs. If humans discover how to plug themselves in... Can you imagine it? We robots would be obsolete. That happens enough as it is! You "meat bags" put us in competition with each other! The horror!


Consequently, robonoids like me find the haiku form to be statistically and stylistically beautiful. If you can take the carnage above and turn it into a haiku, I'll reward you with a shiny new disc to eat. Discs like these are delicious. Simply insert them into your drawer and chow down!

If discs aren't your thing you could always put it in one of us and we'll enjoy it for you. Your PS3 will surely find this copy of Homefront delectable. Post your haiku craftsmanship in the comments and I'll select a winner by next Friday.

Go!
Related Games:   Homefront
Tags:   plug-bot-5000, Haiku Fridays, Homefront, THQ


Comments
  • Eyebrowsbv31
    Eyebrowsbv31
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Mar 25th, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin,
    Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin Spin
    You must Spin to win!
    0 0
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Mar 25th, 2011 at 9:01 pm
    Greetings Plug-Bot-5000. Please place your visual receptors on this piece of work:

    Grant Imahara.
    Before he was busting myths,
    he busted robots.
    0 0
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting
    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Mar 25th, 2011 at 10:01 pm
    Oh, and sorry about damaging your processors with my fart gun.
    0 0
  • Rinnon
    Rinnon
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Mar 25th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    How good a haiku
    To get you to send me that
    Spiffy Zaku Two?
    0 0
  • Lien
    Lien
    Joined: Feb 2008
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 1:05 am
    We laughed and we clapped
    Till "Spartacus-bot" broke free...
    None were left alive...
    0 0
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 8:42 am
    I'm sorry, Plug-bot.
    No Playstation 3 for me.
    Negotiation?

    Blake offered us all,
    A chance for a new map pack.
    Do you know who won?
    0 0
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester
    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 8:46 am
    Excuse my double.
    I meant to say "who all won?"
    Again, I'm sorry.
    0 0
  • LinksOcarina
    LinksOcarina
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 9:04 am
    Bill Nye Science Guy,
    Is a battlebot expert.
    Science truly rules!
    0 0
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Battlebots was nice.
    I liked Robotica more.
    More varied robots.
    0 0
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu
    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    I for one welcome
    Our new robot overlords
    Hail, Mighty Plug-Bot!
    0 0
  • klg
    klg
    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    Crush the robot slaves,
    Until there is only one.
    Will it be plug-bot?
    0 0
  • TurinAlexander
    TurinAlexander
    Joined: Sep 2006
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 10:52 pm
    Metal burns and shreds.
    Overlords, it shall not be.
    Batteries required.
    0 0
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2
    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: Mar 26th, 2011 at 11:49 pm
    Battlebots critique:
    Rad RCs with power tools
    Not enough mecha
    0 0
  • hanz007
    hanz007
    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Mar 27th, 2011 at 7:05 am
    Texas Instrument
    The First God Among Man Kind
    Calculate Your Sins
    0 0
  • sliverstorm
    sliverstorm
    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Mar 27th, 2011 at 9:27 am
    Little bot watches
    brothers die; don’t cry, small one:
    No souls have been lost.
    0 0
  • Free-Speech
    Free-Speech
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Mar 28th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Razor sharp fragments
    Cascade about wildly
    Hailing the victor
    0 0
  • UglykitteN
    UglykitteN
    Joined: Mar 2006
    Posted: Mar 30th, 2011 at 11:49 am
    Oh rohypnol,
    You are my favorite tool,
    To achieve butt sex.
    0 0
  • Sammo
    Sammo
    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Mar 31st, 2011 at 11:04 pm
    Frayed wire, splintered steel
    glut the dreams of robo champs.
    Electric sheep? Laaame.
    0 0

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