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Haiku Fridays: Where the Points Don't Matter

Posted on Friday, October 7 @ 20:10:09 Eastern by Daniel Bischoff

I'm going to make this Haiku Fridays short and sweet. We have a card. It's worth 1600 Microsoft Points. We will give you that card if you write the best haiku.

Get it? Got it? Good.

I'm off to play some more Battlefield 3 Beta because I don't have a copy of Arkham City in my hands right now.

Tags: Haiku Fridays

Comments

xxlordskullxx
Joined: Nov 2007

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 8:27 pm
Can't say I've tried this
a triple decker sandwich
made from a few words

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WILLS_COOL_MODE
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:22 pm
That does not make sense
If there are only three lines
Then where is the bread?

0 1

xxlordskullxx
Joined: Nov 2007

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 8:24 am
it's like that KFC breadless sandwich, thats just meat on top of meat.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 3:41 pm
You forgot the gravy.

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Insomniac_24_7
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 8:36 pm
F****** little kids.
A******* in online gaming.
They need to be stopped.

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thedarkstar
Joined: Feb 2011

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Oh Arkham City
How I hope you are awesome
I just cannot wait

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TurinAlexander
Joined: Sep 2006

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 8:50 pm
Steam is the devil
Portal two for fifteen bucks
There goes my weekend

0 0

the_mighty_toast
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 8:52 pm
Skyrim not here yet.
Arkham City still weeks out...
Whats a geek to do?

0 0

213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 9:18 pm
dark souls. noob.

3 2

Lien
Joined: Feb 2008

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:11 pm
But the true question:
Which of these games will give out
Free TF2 hats?

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used44
Joined: Mar 2002

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:14 pm
Let's play Deus Ex
Upgrade my pistol a bunch
Never use it once

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WILLS_COOL_MODE
Joined: Oct 2010

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:21 pm
This is my first try
I would love Microsoft points
But I won't win them

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Made the best haiku.
I forgot to write it down.
This is a tribute.

0 2

Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 2009

Posted: Oct 7th, 2011 at 11:00 pm
Once upon a time
Bretimus wrote a haiku
and won a cool prize

0 0

Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 1:01 am
Breath like Marlboro
Farts Bahamut's Mega Flare
God I'm drunk and nerd

0 0

213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 1:08 am
How about Dark Souls
No Limited editions?
Y U NO LOG ON!?

1 1

CaptainPicard
Joined: Sep 2010

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 4:02 am
Always clicking Ads
Thats how much i love G-R
Someone love me back :)

0 1

Insomniac_24_7
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 6:24 am
Batman, wearing tights.
Ready for BDSM
Robin enjoys it.

0 0

drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 6:47 am
Dark Souls is awesome
Loading screen is too common
Rage is in my heart

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liljrSanchez
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 8:14 am
What the hell is this?
Made up of bugs and glitches
Can't get any kills

"This my Haiku dedicated to the Battlefield 3 Beta. As a Battlefield fan, I KNOW this is a Beta, and it WILL improve by release date."

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LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 2005

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 8:30 am
You steal the lines of
Drew Carey here, dude. Whose Line
would be proud of theft.

0 0

hanz007
Joined: Dec 2005

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 8:40 am
Speak Careless Whispers
Lust Shines Through In Batmans Eyes
Cornhole Time For Con

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renragkrik
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 8:53 am
My Rage knows no bounds.
Except those which are caused by
Bugs in the engine.

Config file hacks my
only hope of salvation.
I hate console ports.

0 0

MarkyBee
Joined: Mar 2007

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 10:16 am
This competition
completely unrestrained
saving sylla-SHIIIIIIIIIIII...

0 0

tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Their graves abandoned,
zombies stalk the autumn night…
Halloween is near.

Innocent pumpkins
carved into jack-o‘-lanterns…
now we roast the seeds.

On Halloween night,
they trick-or-treat door-to-door…
the little monsters!

And just for fun:

Skyrim is coming, the geese are getting fat
Please to put a Septim in the old Nord's hat;
If you haven't got a Septim, a ha'Septim will do,
If you haven't got a ha'Septim then The Nine bless you!

0 0

OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
It burns when I pee
said she was legal and clean
hope she was female

0 1

tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I hope she was Human.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Meh, in this recession you takes what you can gets.

0 1

tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Ahd that's why it burns when you pee.

0 1

OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 1:05 pm
When you really lower your standards... every hookup is like the love life in Mass Effect ;)

0 0

gonzar09
Joined: Jun 2007

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 4:23 pm
Bats in my belfry
The Joker: my enemy.
A Cat joins my fun.

0 0

TheJx4
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 8th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
Time for Op Metro
GR Squad- Ready, Dan, Go!
MESSAGE SENT: Get KNIFED

0 0

LukeHarris
Joined: Jul 2006

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 8:36 am
Game Revolution
Said to "write the best haiku"
So there, I wrote it

0 1

Itachi11
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 9:40 am
Batman's a long wait,
The Joker is waiting but,
Why so serious?

0 0

strikefiggt
Joined: Oct 2006

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 11:12 am
Any haiku will do?
Seventeen syllables?
I prefer poems.

0 0

DumbRodent42
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 3:20 pm
Spreading my buttcheeks.
... Perhaps I should start again.
That was pretty weird.

0 0

Commiebot
Joined: Mar 2007

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 5:33 pm
Late to the party,
Playing Dark Souls far too much.
What's a Haiku again?

0 1

Chronorayven
Joined: Mar 2011

Posted: Oct 9th, 2011 at 8:57 pm
I am the dark Knight
Gotham is mine to protect
Hugo will go down

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 10th, 2011 at 10:51 am
I will not!

0 0

Insomniac_24_7
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 11th, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Valve - when will it come?
Half-Life 2: Episode 3.
Giving Gordan lines?

0 0