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Hail To The King... Of Pick Up Lines

Posted on Monday, April 2 @ 08:55:48 Eastern by
If only Duke Nukem's games were as good as his pick up lines.



Tiny, if you have trouble reading the small text, click the image for full size.
Related Games:   Duke Nukem Forever


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  • fatkidkp
    fatkidkp

    Joined: Aug 2009
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 am
    if only duke nukem forever was as good as this, i would have never sold it...
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 am
    That's a tall order considering how shitty that game turned out :P
  • Odbarc
    Odbarc

    Joined: Apr 2007
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:20 am
    After some nice sex, he puts in his old DN game and she hears those lines again.
    She pukes all the way home leaving a nice trail for her boyfriend to find him.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 am
    Your comment just made me a little sick to my stomach.
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:29 am
    What kinda sick mother-Fucker picks up wet feces? Thumbs up this comment if you played Duke Nukem Forever! Thumbs down this comment if you played Duke Nukem Forever!
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 pm
    My brain just 'sploded
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:41 am
    Oh, and I'm sure Tiny could figure out how to change the image size.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:42 am
    Forget your newfangled way of doing things I used my magnifying glass.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 am
    You probably have one of those over the screen magnifying glasses right?
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 pm
    I used to have one of those, it also reduced glare and had a clip to ground the static. My mom insisted on it cuz I was such a gamer it'd "hurt your eyes" from glare and reading tiny text. I never used the clip and it always shocked the **** out of me. Careful tiny, we don't need you having a static-shock induced heart attack on us.
  • NecroWolf
    NecroWolf

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    Anthony, what were you doing on 4chan?
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    This could only work with a "special" kind of girl.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    Yeah. A Slut.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    One mans white trash is another mans treasure.

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