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Hail To The King... Of Pick Up Lines

Posted on Monday, April 2 @ 08:55:48 Eastern by Anthony Severino

If only Duke Nukem's games were as good as his pick up lines.

Tiny, if you have trouble reading the small text, click the image for full size.

Related Games: Duke Nukem Forever

Tags: Duke Nukem, Goodies

Comments

fatkidkp
Joined: Aug 2009

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:18 am
if only duke nukem forever was as good as this, i would have never sold it...

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:45 am
That's a tall order considering how shitty that game turned out :P

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Odbarc
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:20 am
After some nice sex, he puts in his old DN game and she hears those lines again.
She pukes all the way home leaving a nice trail for her boyfriend to find him.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 am
Your comment just made me a little sick to my stomach.

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:29 am
What kinda sick mother-Fucker picks up wet feces? Thumbs up this comment if you played Duke Nukem Forever! Thumbs down this comment if you played Duke Nukem Forever!

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 2:21 pm
My brain just 'sploded

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UghRochester
Joined: Jun 2006

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 9:41 am
Oh, and I'm sure Tiny could figure out how to change the image size.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:42 am
Forget your newfangled way of doing things I used my magnifying glass.

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danielrbischoff
Joined: Nov 2009

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 10:46 am
You probably have one of those over the screen magnifying glasses right?

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 2:25 pm
I used to have one of those, it also reduced glare and had a clip to ground the static. My mom insisted on it cuz I was such a gamer it'd "hurt your eyes" from glare and reading tiny text. I never used the clip and it always shocked the **** out of me. Careful tiny, we don't need you having a static-shock induced heart attack on us.

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NecroWolf
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Anthony, what were you doing on 4chan?

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Bras
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 1:23 pm
This could only work with a "special" kind of girl.

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Apr 2nd, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Yeah. A Slut.

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OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012 at 2:33 pm
One mans white trash is another mans treasure.

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