Happy Japanese Kirby, Angry American Kirby

The last one is awesome... First! dare i say!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Kirby, F**K YEAH! Coming again to save the m-fing day, yeah.

I for one in particular like the Amazing Mirror, as all the other colored Kirdby-like characters also look happy, and having a phone is just ridiculous. The Canvas Curse I can understand cause he's pissed off for being in more 2D than he is used to. Its either marketing or a really bad misconception.

im sorry, but air ride was a pretty good game. -says the man with a res evil 4 avatar-

They are going for that angry, violent retarded American dollar.... and it is so... so sweet.

Welcome to America! The land of many frowns.

what about it? im angry all the time.

'Cause American Kirby can kick Japanese Kirby's squishy, round behind.

You don't **** with U.S Kirby....

I wonder how the designers discussed the art for Amazing Mirror... "Okay, we can use the Japanese box art, but we should ditch the red guy as the badass and give his sword to Kirby. And the hat. And lower the cellphone a bit. Kirby needs to hold it like Jack Bauer from 24. Yes... YES! America will eat this up!"

Kirby... Kirby... Kirby, FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother ****ing day yeah, Kirby, FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way yeah, Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too, Kirby, FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt, and suck on my balls, Kirby, FUCK YEAH! What you going to do when we come for you now, it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow FUCK YEAH!

interesting how all caps doesn't get censored....ooops....my bad. i'll probably get banned for that. great.....

I wonder if most Japanese would consider us angry, or just whoever does the Kirby box art.

Banning people. FUCK YEAH! Gonna bann their asses for Kirby to violate!

I find the second set of boxes especially funny. Look closely and you can see that the graphic designer of the American box moved the sword-wielding Kirby to the forefront and palette-swapped the two.

I'd probably be a little perturbed myself, it's a long flight from Japan to America.

FUCK YEAH BITCH CUNT SLUT HOE DICK PUSSY ASSHOLE CUMGUZZLER SHIT

I wonder if the European covers feature happy Kirby or GRRRR! I SHALL CRUSH YOU WITH MY AMERICANESS Kirby?

Does thio work in reverse as well? By that I mean do Ratchet and Clank set fire to orphans and kick puppies on their Japanese covers?

I named my dog Kirby. He ***** in the house, pukes in the corners, and barks constantly despite being hit for it. If my dog were Japanese, he'd poop outside, chew on bones and be cuddly... but he wouldn't know any English commands. :(

I guess this is proof that america defiles all that is good and happy.

America is badass and the Japanese know it

American Kirby is angry because he has a stress lifestyle coupled with a bad diet

It makes perfect sense. Japanese Kirby is happy, U.S Kirby is angry, a Canadian Kirby would be drunk and playing hockey, and a French Kirby would be naked and smoking.

For the most part, Kirby already is naked...

It's Nintendo's attempt to make Kirby look less of a retarded pink blob for the critical (meaning we criticize too much) US......

I'll say what's on everybdies minds. Japan hates us. If you weren;t thinking that, get a ****ing clue.

Well think about it. In japan, weird is okay. In the US, ( Saying you Not knowing who kirby was) Kirby looks like gay pink puff ball. Which is true, but you would much rather as a pissed off one or the one who is happy sucking his oppents?

@bumblebee_tuna

"It's Nintendo's attempt to make Kirby look less of a retarded pink blob for the critical (meaning we criticize too much) US......"

So they want him to look less american on the US box cover?

its weird cause kirby 64 the crystal shards and kirby tilt n tumble both show kirby happy on the covers for us and japan...

no sense is made...

the japanese don't make these covers, the US company does