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Happy Mother's Day From Alma

Posted on Friday, May 6 @ 12:41:45 Eastern by Blake_Morse
"Mommy, how did you meet daddy?"

"Well honey, he was sent to kill me and I developed a crush on him. So I sent his mind into a disturbing realm of hallucinations and raped him to get knocked up."

Happy Mothers Day everyone! I really hope the details of your conception are not as disturbing as those of the 3rd prototype and that you never have to hear the details of it either. But what this post is really about is the most disturbing gift I've ever gotten in my time here at GR.

This morning when I got into the office, this lovely framed picture promo from the folks over at F.E.A.R. 3 was waiting for me. Awww, how nice. What a clever promo to tie into the hallmark holiday. Thanks fellas.


 

It wasn't until I got the digital version of the card that I noticed something that disturbed me:
 


 

Wait a sec... zoom and enhance:
 

Where the fuck did they get this pic of me?!?! Am i being watched by some evil, psychic, dude-raping chick? Suffice it to say, I'm a little more than disturbed. I'm locking down the office and releasing the zombies from the pit. If you guys don't hear from me, it means I've been eaten by monsters. Tell my mother I love her!

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