Here's Me Shouting At Stuff
Posted on Sunday, April 1 @ 13:00:00 Eastern by tinymhg
Why would you play with one of these things? Isn't it confusing enough that the buttons are shapes? Who said buttons could be shapes?! I didn't! I don't want shapes for buttons or buttons for shapes or anything! Please! I'm hungry! I haven't eaten since breakfast! I'm lonely and these things confuse me! Why do you want me to be confused! Can I call my family?
It was 1923 when I first learned what a Mario and a Bowser was. I couldn't imagine a stupider thing to spend your dollar pennies on, dollar pennies being the style back in those days. Still it was what you did for each other, whether you were a tall man or a short man or a... what? What are you talking about? NO! I don't know you!
Small things, mostly, like thimballs, dried beans, grains of sand. The other part is for things that no one can ever know about me: that I'm mostly, hugely, green. Don't tell anyone that! I'm not going back to the home! I like it here with my family! Why do you need to put me away?!
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