More Reviews
REVIEWS The Weaponographist Review
Sometimes it's a relief to escape the complexity of modern games and fire up a simplistic title that even a zombie could play. Read on to find out if this roguelike is worthwhile.

Slow Down, Bull Review
Insomniac's first venture onto the PC is not what I was expecting.
Release Dates
NEW RELEASES Farming Simulator 15
Release date: Out Now

LEGO Jurassic World
Release date: 06/01/15


LATEST FEATURES Hacking the Future: A Watch Dogs 2 Wish List
This inevitable sequel has a lot of potential.

Hex Is Like Magic: The Gathering, Only Better
Hex, it's Magic-ally delicious.

LEADERBOARD
Read More Member Blogs
FEATURED VOXPOP UrbanMasque
The Joys of RPing
By UrbanMasque
Posted on 04/24/15
As some of you probably know I work with Corsair to help cover their gaming product launches and create content around their gaming-event based video coverage. Recently, I was asked by Corsair to participate in one of their Throwback Thursday Gaming Videos which basically interviews current...

DAILY MANIFESTO

Holisticly Hackproof, I Return To Manic Manifestoizing!

Posted on Friday, May 30 @ 18:42:00 Eastern by Duke_Ferris
Well, we may not be hack-proof, but we are all wearing condoms... so that's a step in the right direction. Maybe. Plus, I received electronical emailignation from Don King!

If anyone was wondering, Don (or his press agent) emailinates just as bodaciously as he orally pontificates. Selected quotes:

It is my extreme pleasure to personally introduce to you today the next great step in sports entertainment, the latest evolution in digital drama, the pinnacle of sports superbitude and the only game with fame to bear my name: Don King Presents: Prizefighter!

Language lacks the power to express the sheer magnitude of magnificence emanating from this unparalleled sports entertainment experience, and what words cannot describe, only visuals can provide. Prepare yourself for a graduate course in pugilistic perfection and epic gladiatorial combat as you immerse yourself in this seminal sports simulation.

I am a promoter of the people, for the people, by the people, and I am ecstatic to bring you my greatest cultural contribution. I've always said that my magic lies in my people ties, and nothing is going to stand in the way of the people getting to experience the pinnacle of sports video game entertainment. We are now bringing pugilistic pride to the people far and wide.

Forget Talk Like a Pirate Day, we really need a Verbalize Like Don King Celebranation.
 
 
 


comments powered by Disqus

More On GameRevolution