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Well, we may not be hack-proof, but we are all wearing condoms... so that's a step in the right direction. Maybe. Plus, I received electronical emailignation from Don King!

If anyone was wondering, Don (or his press agent) emailinates just as bodaciously as he orally pontificates. Selected quotes:

It is my extreme pleasure to personally introduce to you today the next great step in sports entertainment, the latest evolution in digital drama, the pinnacle of sports superbitude and the only game with fame to bear my name: Don King Presents: Prizefighter!

Language lacks the power to express the sheer magnitude of magnificence emanating from this unparalleled sports entertainment experience, and what words cannot describe, only visuals can provide. Prepare yourself for a graduate course in pugilistic perfection and epic gladiatorial combat as you immerse yourself in this seminal sports simulation.

I am a promoter of the people, for the people, by the people, and I am ecstatic to bring you my greatest cultural contribution. I've always said that my magic lies in my people ties, and nothing is going to stand in the way of the people getting to experience the pinnacle of sports video game entertainment. We are now bringing pugilistic pride to the people far and wide.

Forget Talk Like a Pirate Day, we really need a Verbalize Like Don King Celebranation.

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